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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. All the bells and whistles are complimentary when you tamper with the anti theft devices

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. I swear to god I thought the name of this place was "fartburger"

    By Turtleshark,
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  3. In the future, if Germans ever live on Mars, it will be wurst of both worlds.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. THAT HUNK is your designer?! More like an Interior dickorator!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. I think the ghost of Alex Trebek might be haunting your rafters, but that's just guesswork on my part

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. How many was that?

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. Its actually pronounced Vinnie "Vice City" Van Gogh.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  8. Three topics never to bring up at a family dinner: politics, religion, and that bulge in Uncle Terry's sweat pants

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. The Superboy of Earth Prime lives in a pocket universe. Ironically he doesn't even have any pockets, so he just stuffs everything into his speedo

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. We could all learn a thing or two from Scrooge and have brass door knockers crafted in the likeness of dead business associates. 

    By Football Meatlong,
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  11. Hey George R.R. Martin, I've had just about enough of your 'tude. (That's short for verisimilitude)

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. My keister caught an ass’s dong when the donkey donned an ascot.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. First they're up, then they're down. Elevators are a lot like things that go up and down.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  14. 46th catchphrase attempt

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. Beans, beans, the musical fruit, be sure to catch their zoom concert on March 21st

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. When you told me you checked his oil, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Sorry for the mess. When you told me to come on, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. East to West, or North to South, if you poop your pant your not a mouse because mice don't wear pants.

    By Zickary Zock,
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  19. First Catchphrase attempt

    By Zickary Zock,
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  20. That’s not a Remington Arms Bushmaster adaptive combat rifle with a fleshlight stock attachment! That’s my wife!

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  21. Pre-existing conditions can still get you pregnant.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  22. Brain tumors are like potato chips. You can never have, uh... What were we talking about

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. When I say "heel" it doesn't mean "bite me on the heel", ya dumb dog. It means "heal me of my brain cancer"

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. God damn it, can't you read the sign? NO FARTING IN THE CHURCH

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. Grimace has to die

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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