New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. "Take me out to the ballgame!", said the urologist.

   By Andrew_Nice_Day, March 26, 2014
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2. Is that pussy a stud finder? Because you found one. *Points at self* *High fives self* And you can take that to the bank.

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3. Parks are the stained glass of seagulls.

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5. Attention...this is Vice Principal ‘Rapping’ Scott Aukerman…...All you whack motherfuckers in Ms. Johnson’s 2nd grade class better stop, drop and..

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6. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the monument his subjects built ain't so great. I mean... they're blind for pete's sake.

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7. when life gives you erotic poetry, go Edgar Allen "Poe Dancing"

   By AlexMullins, March 28, 2014
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8. Wonka got me hooked on the pop rock.

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9. Want to shout out a Happy 28th Birthday to Paul McCartney’s hair. Welcome to Comedy Meeeeowwww.

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10. Give a holler...It's melon baller!

    By Sleepin' Johnny, March 28, 2014
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11. Don't fake the funk on a nasty Monk. Tony Shaloub that is.

    By WoodrowHayseed, June 19, 2014
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12. What's the matter with you?

    By Hot Dog, March 29, 2014
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13. Apologies to Put Your Hands Together.

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14. If there was a word that rhymed with orange, this would be the perfect catchphrase.

    By BananaNutNed, March 30, 2014
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15. It's hard to make new friends.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 30, 2014
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16. There appears to be a disconnect between how much fresh Maine lobster you want to sell me for $2 and how much blood I spilled at your family’s...

    By Kevinpalooza, March 31, 2014
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17. Would you Dan Rather get busy living? Or would you Dan Rather get busy dying? Or he can stay lazy, see if I care.

    By Dhalgren, March 31, 2014
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18. Sir, I appreciate it, but that's not my butthole.

    By VajayjayLeno, April 1, 2014   

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19. 'Right-wing,' said Fred, because he was the political one

    By KrangkaDelic, June 8, 2014
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20. It's like, sometimes you don't even care about my feelings, and it seems like all of those sometimes are while we're whitewater rafting.

    By mwn, March 31, 2014   

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21. gramp champ, gramp champ-hampty bamp, floorgreaser hermiole inst gynvale - hunder junvale; yest and freas, munty mamban; umpfka hereeks vertibrale!

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22. What's up hat dog! Why you wearing a hat for?

    By carlosfugazi, April 1, 2014
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23. If you are suffering for your art...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, April 1, 2014
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24. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special all "jukebox jury" episode of comedy pants pants!

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25. Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight. Wear something sluttier.

    By VajayjayLeno, April 2, 2014   

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