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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? Not mine, I'm illiterate.

    By LesterPipps,
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  2. Can you believe my grandma still likes anal sex at her age? And in a coma, no less!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Can you believe that Estelle Getty took every single photograph in the Getty Images collection?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  4. Can you believe that fuck Mr. Reese told me, “Sorry. Not sorry”?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Can you believe this brave little puppy won the key to the city and then DROPPED IT DOWN THE STORM DRAIN LIKE A GODDAMN MORON

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Can you buy coffins from Amazon? I'm asking cause my Nannas gone.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  7. Can you call a bug fat?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

    By Spanky Gazpacho,
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  9. Can you drive a car by sticking your feet through a hole in the floor, asking for a Fred.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Can you explain the object that is slightly higher than eye level, my torrid mongrel friend?

    By Alimony Tony,
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  11. Can you grab my twinkie with that pinky?

    By Dead Sea Squirrels,
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  12. Can you help out with a plane ticket? As soon as I get back from Burkina Faso, I'll pay you back twice over. You shall be handsomely rewarded.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,   
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  13. Can you imagine if Christopher Hitchens walked in here right now?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Can you imagine if you woke up on New Year's Day and it was 1985? That actually happened to me once

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Can you imagine? I can't. Brain don't work

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my health care bills? Can you pay my student loan bills? Can you pay my Buffalo bills?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Can you please hand me that towel? I misunderstood the expression "bottmless brunch"

    By the_muteKi,
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  18. Can you please hand me that towel? I misunderstood the expression "soup to nuts"

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. Can you really catch genital hogwarts from a magical toilet seat?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 580 views

  20. Can you smell the cheese? No you shan't. Because you're nose deep in the works of Immanuel Kant.

    By Say Gooey,
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    • 230 views

  21. Can you smell what the Auk is cookin'?

    By Notorious_B.I.V.,
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  22. Can you smell what the Crock is cooking?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? If so help me out, my allergies are killing me.

    By geoff_holm,
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    • 717 views

  24. Can you suggest a good pole doctor Dr. Pol for my hurty hurty pee hole?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 409 views

  25. Can you taste what the Rock is basting?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 160 views
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