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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The greatest dynasty baseball trade I’ve ever made: (Yep, it’s come to this)

    By Kevllis,
    • 1 reply
    • 217 views

  2. I am Fucking clown shoes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 180 views

  3. No, Mr. Bond.... I expect you to apologize.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 187 views

  4. Uh oh. Time to doo doo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  5. “Spank me, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”, said the responsible child after turning himself in for stealing from the cookie jar.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 198 views

  6. Just make Harry Potter your king and be done with it

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 189 views

  7. And I got away with it after I killed those pesky kids and their dog.

    By MrPrincessDoctorJr,
    • 0 replies
    • 294 views

  8. When cutoffs are small you get sun on your balls.

    By Butt Barf,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  9. Every time I go to a website I keep accepting their cookies. They don’t even care that I’m diabetic.

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 382 views

  10. I came into some money when my grandma died. Grief makes you do strange things.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 184 views

  11. Sure I’ve got a couple skeletons in my closet but many skeletons are closeted because of rampant homophobia in the skeleton community.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 164 views

  12. So, a little bird told me you are getting promoted! Hi, welcome to Cutesy Blatant Lies

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 164 views

  13. I turned on my spam filter but somehow everyday I still end up eating gallons and gallons of spam.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 159 views

  14. I just can’t wrap my head around this. So I am injecting hydrofluoric acid under my scalp to demineralize my skull, making it as rubbery as an octopus.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 157 views

  15. See you next Tuesday?! Wednesday works better, you bitch!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 163 views

  16. Asphalt?! You’re an ass! It’s YOUR fault!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 166 views

  17. Paul F. Tompkins makes everyone laugh, but no one is laughing at the condition of his sickly twin Polyp Tompkins.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  18. People who have never been on the internet are a shrinking minority. In addition to shrinking, they are becoming less numerous.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 155 views

  19. If I knew then what I know now I'd have known enough back then to know that I know nothing now. And this rash still won't go away.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 169 views

  20. Wacky figures, Indian givers, I'm watching the 4K release of Sliver

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  21. I can't can-can but I will never stop trying to buffalo buffalo blow myself.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 194 views

  22. When Irish eyes are smiling, the Irish facelift has gone horribly wrong

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  23. Those towels smelled like that when I got here.

    By Stevens,
    • 1 reply
    • 637 views

  24. “I’ll have a hamburger?!” You sound like a pervert.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 186 views

  25. Backstreet's back, capiche!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 0 replies
    • 216 views
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