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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your dad asked me to go to the prom and I said yes I’m dating your dad now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 186 views

  2. 15 episodes in, I have yet to laugh at this Big Bang theory show

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 200 views

  3. It's 7AM somewhere.

    By Butt Barf,
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    • 215 views

  4. Watch me do a dance that'll put poo-poo in your pants.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  5. How much comedy could a comedy bang bang bang bang if a comedy bang bang could bang bang comedy?

    By Floydthebarbarian,
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  6. Please cancel The Big Bang Theory

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. I’m the total package: there’s something inside of me that seemed desirable when you were drunk. And if you let me in the house, I’ll get peanuts all over your floor.

    By slowestjogger,
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  8. The surreptitious starlet sleeks sideways whilst slyly smiling at suspicious passersby.

    By Charlie Frizzle,
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  9. "And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You." Thank you Father Marsala and Pastor Veal for that Catch Phrase Submission. Mmmmm Burning Love.

    By Charlie Frizzle,
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  10. Bang Bang Comedy of host the am I, Aukerman Scott is name my, Bang Bang Comedy to welcome. Submission phrasecatch that for Frizzle Charlie to you thank.

    By Charlie Frizzle,
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    • 286 views

  11. Ring-a-ding-dairy there's a guy in my basement named Terry. 

    By Drastic Scattertaint,
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    • 150 views

  12. My bologna has a very long Slavic patronym, it’s R O Z H D E S T V E N S K I J A M O V O V I C H

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 245 views

  13. Yo mamma has a first name, it’s I B A N G

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. My angry garbage-dwelling puppet friend has a first name, it’s O S C A R

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. You can rock my jock; just don’t block my cock.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. In England they call soccer - football and baseball - tedious. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  17.  Nobody ever went broke underestimating how much cocaine sells for.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Let's hop in here and wet our whistle, let's meditate in baths of gristle.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. I've got an ass that won't quit even with the generous redundancy package I'm offering. I regret hiring my ass.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 173 views

  20. While the people that got on seemed very willing to yes-and, we quickly realized that they had something totally different in mind when we drove up in the Bang Bang Bus.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. You can’t spell a word without the letters contained within it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. People don’t have enough food to eat. Other people don’t have enough food for doing things besides eating, such as, macaroni art.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 163 views

  23. 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommended ‘strident’ to their patients who use annoying tones of voice.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 169 views

  24. Why don’t we just name the MOST iconic duo and be done with these petty squabbles.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 150 views

  25. I thought of such a good catchphrase yesterday. I don't remember it now but it was gold, man. GOLD!

    By LesterPipps,
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