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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m a stripper with a heart of lettuce in my backpack.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 156 views

  2. This cone won't snow itself.

    By Butt Barf,
    • 0 replies
    • 211 views

  3. Hope for Prince Charming, settle for Peasant Unpleasant.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 153 views

  4. I'd like to take this opportunity to officially introduce Checkov's Gun into this episode.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 201 views

  5. "Coming 2 America"? Call me when they're "Cumming 4 America"!

    By RecordingArtistPeterGabriel,
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    • 143 views

  6. My gynecologist is a real private investigator.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 175 views

  7. Each action has an equal and opposite Jackson

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 184 views

  8. It’s Janet... Miss Jackson, if you’re Nazi/ Nazi, Nazi boys, don’t ever change

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 225 views

  9. Thanks to our new sponsors, the online escort apps Gay4Pay and Brotrix.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 165 views

  10. She sold seashells by the seashore until Shoshana’s Seaside Sundry Shack and Souvenir Shoppe subverted her scheme by short-selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 194 views

  11. My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A D O L F

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 214 views

  12. It’s Doctor Shartknickers. I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister Shartknickers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 197 views

  13. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Heart X-Ray Evil Detector Man does!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 169 views

  14. If your neck is made of liver you're an Indian giver. And if you watch sliver, you're gonna get a shiver and then a boner - cause it's seeeexy!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 174 views

  15. Henchforth Casual Racism Friday will just be known as Casual Friday. You can still be racist, you just can't be casual about it.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 166 views

  16. Catchphrase racing is what nerds do instead of work on Fridays.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 180 views

  17. People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. And they're still laughing now. But now it's because I tell really funny jokes. I'm a very good comedian.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 179 views

  18. Ain’t no party like a blue-faced monkey party cause a blue-faced monkey party is mandrilltory.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 193 views

  19. If you're the type of person who likes to say things out loud then boy have got something for you - TALKING!!!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 163 views

  20. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fart, and the world laughs at you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 207 views

  21. Who's down with RGB? Yeah you colour correct me.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 162 views

  22. I don’t care what your state motto is, Missouri—I’m not showing you my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 188 views

  23. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an LMNOpen-door policy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 195 views

  24. Remember it's a pandemic not a PANTdemic.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 166 views

  25. I was dreaming when I wrote this/ and, sorry, but I shit the bed/ and I ate a beet salad/ so the bedding’s smeared all brown and red

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 165 views
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