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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

    By 16andRepugnant,
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    • 240 views

  2. Only one pound to ride the trolley; only two pounds to bust my ball-ees.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 166 views

  3. When you said you were “in for a pound,” I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 217 views

  4. In for a penny, in for a pound. Put me in, Coach, while my pants are down.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 172 views

  5. Not that you care, but I'm starting a stradivarius harem. Come by if you want to get your f-hole plucked.

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  6. The vacuum cleaner was invented in 1901 by Hubert Cecil Booth who thought of the idea after meeting your mom at a party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Come over here and stick your face in this you rustic fuck.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 195 views

  8. What do I say to my fans who call me a sellout? I just say I'm the exact same "T2 Biosystems Presents The T2 Bacteria Panel 2021" that I've always been.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Grease me like a yucky pig, & fuck me like that kid from "Big."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 160 views

  10. PC stands for PC Culture

    By allenpwilliams,
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  11. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey have briss if monkey a Jew.

    By ill literacy,
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    • 129 views

  12. If you tried to Google Celebrity Big Brother and ended up here, welcome to Comedy Brother Bang!

    By Butt Barf,
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  13. You did not wake me up before you went went, as I demanded, and now I must be going solo, on which I had not planned.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 180 views

  14. From now on we need to remember to back up. So, going forward, always back up.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 181 views

  15. Worst-case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 226 views

  16. Jokesters gonna jokest.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 233 views

  17. Would you think me quaint if'n I buttered muh taint?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 169 views

  18. It's like my grandfather used to say, "Leave it how you left it."

    By zachalpastor,
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    • 142 views

  19. You ain't wastin' your time if you're bustin' some slime!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 154 views

  20. One time I came so hard I discharged fluid from my genitals.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 174 views

  21. Crack is whack, butt crack doubly so.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 185 views

  22. Does the 10 second rule apply to piss and shit? Asking for a friend.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 199 views

  23. Keep the lights on. I like knowing where all the ghosts are.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  24. Pizza party at your dad’s house later. You’re not invited.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 148 views

  25. Please stop looking at me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views
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