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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You know what they say, once you go grey, then you go gay, then you eat hay down by the bay.

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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    • 191 views

  2. Don't shoot the messenger, unless it's baby hitler

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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    • 180 views

  3. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Rent wasn’t cancelled so the park is where I sleep at night.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 244 views

  4. There once was a man from Nantucket, who kept all his things in a bucket... he had lost his job after developing a severe opiate addiction.

    By Balrog the Dwarf Slayer,
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    • 136 views

  5. Windmill your dick around for me and I'll be the one to decide if we have a deal or not! Folks, its not that kinda show.

    By Barnacle Joe,
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    • 260 views

  6. "It's okay. A lot of Great Whites can't do it." — Scott Aukerman, Insurrection Tale

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 187 views

  7. I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck with a lotion basket and my wiener tucked.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 233 views

  8. What’s the worst nightmare the queen of England has ever had?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  9. I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but Brenda, I ran over your dog

    By Kevllis,
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    • 296 views

  10. Welcome to the post office loyalty card scheme - buy 9 stamps and get a free coffee.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 166 views

  11. If you're happy and you know it, why are you listening to podcasts incessantly?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 164 views

  12. Ask not for whom the booth tolls, the toll booths for you.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 194 views

  13. Am I supposed to be impressed that you're some sort of blue furry monster? Whaddya want? A cookie?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 171 views

  14. In the future, everyone will have 15 minutes of extra podcast with a Patreon subscription

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 258 views

  15. I’ve been taking photography classes I don’t want to be a photographer I just really enjoy hanging pictures up on strings In a poorly lit room.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 391 views

  16. Football would be a much less dangerous sport if it were the teams goal to help each other get the ball to the other side.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 302 views

  17. If your titties are tubby I’ll sprout a big chubby.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 309 views

  18. I got a word of the day calendar but it’s in Alphabetical order and I think everyone is catching on.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 306 views

  19. These boots are made for walking, and I’m not sure what else they do

    By Kevllis,
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    • 211 views

  20. I remember a time when this podcast was nothing but people talking about orange groves as far as the eye could see.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 180 views

  21. I wouldn’t say I have an upset stomach; it’s more sad than anything else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 166 views

  22. An ample bidet keeps the proctologist away

    By BobaFettucine,
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    • 244 views

  23. Don't get sad if a cookie hits you in the nuts. that's just they way the cookie cramp balls

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 184 views

  24. Desks are for sitting....

    By Kevllis,
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    • 217 views

  25. My doctor said the only cure for a stubbed toe is a sucked dick

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 199 views
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