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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The sergeant's varmint-filled undergarments led to the debarment of the entire department.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I BET WHEN ACTRESS WITHERSPOON IS DONE GOING TO THE BATHROOM SHE LOOKS DOWN AND SAYS “NOW THATS SOME REESEES FECES”

    By Pubes,
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  3. Let me tell a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute; just sit right there. I'd like to tell you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  4. Do lesbians say, "Come on, baby, just the lips?"

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  5. Did you know Benjamin Button is the sequel to Oldboy?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. She’s got a face like a horse, and legs like a horse and also the body and penis of horse. Oh wait, that’s a male horse.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. I'm in charge of a criminal Enterprise.  We should be arrested for the low prices of our rental cars.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Another day today, huh

    By ImAChuckster,
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  9. Get ready for a whole hour of plugs

    By ImAChuckster,
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  10. sure, you could go do mcdorals'd and get a mcmac, mgnuggles, cheesepounder, etc. me, I just like to sit at home with a nice bowl of water

    By ImAChuckster,
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  11. Today we have a small group of small men

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. My storied career and extensive body of research around the topic of hot tub time machines suggests a strong correlation between time travel and contraction of sexually transmitted diseases.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  13. Well, single me out with shingles and gout!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. While we study moon phases, the teacher scowls, the whole class gazes, as teen wolf howls.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  15. Behold! The prodigal nip returneth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. I once had two nips ‘til one slipped and jumped ship.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. A-T-T-I-C. I’m an amputee.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Hi, I'm Bob Dylan, and I'm here to talk to you about how to keep moss off your bowling balls.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  19. I got a car with all the bells and whistles Who would’ve thought you could buy a car with bells and whistles

    By Friend of P,
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  20. Jesus was a carpenter, that's why he wore those cool jeans with the hammer loop.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. A C A B!? More like A T C I T D S W O W O, All the cops in the donut shop say whey oh, whey oh!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. I lead a double life, standing in for actors, doing stunts, blocking the lighting and cheating on my wife.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. I don't know about you.... So tell me everything!!!

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
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  24. I don't know about you.... So tell me everything!!!

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
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  25. People always comment on my green thumb... They aren't happy that I stuck it in the guacamole.. 

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
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