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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Donatello leads, Raphael does machines. Michelangelo is cool but rude, Leonardo is a party dude

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. The sick kickflip passed peacefully in it's sleep in the early morning of February 16th.

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 200 views

  3. I’m nothing but a seaman in the Baby Gravy Navy.

    By shittydave,
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  4. It's like my grandfather Bozo always said, "Desperate mimes call for desperate gestures."

    By Football Meatlong,
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  5. My hair smells funny and I won’t tell you why

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  6. I'm not a stupid fucker, I'm a stupid fucker's son. I'm only fucking stupid cuz the fucker met me mum.

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 202 views

  7. Roses are red, violets are red too. Everything's red when my forehead's bleeding.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  8. It’s not a shit-eating grin; I just got into the fudge pops.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. A clean butt is a sign of an empty mind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 184 views

  10. If mama ain’t happy, don’t look at me—I’m not the one who forgot her birthday, Dad!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  11. The Fresh Prince has nothing on this Stale Kween!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Spiverenoeno

    By spiverenoeno,
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    • 237 views

  13. How much phrase would a phrase catch catch if a phrase catch could catch phrase?

    By Spreadator,
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    • 155 views

  14. I asked the indifferent masseuse for a happy ending. They responded with a shrug and tug.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 256 views

  15. I knew that you were coming so I baked a urinal cake, and now I’m being evicted for the smell.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. The only thing scarier than a glass rectal tube is a backup glass rectal tube.

    By zachalpastor,
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  17. When people say “it is what it is” always yell “No! You are wrong on two counts! It isn’t what it is and, also, it is what it is not!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. My dog has two front feet and, therefore, I guess, two rear hands.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. It’ll slice, it’ll dice, it’ll make your new wife’s daughter be nice. It’s been a tough year.

    By Burritofeet,
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  20. Squeaky Fromme went to prom, where she got real bored. When she did, god forbid, she ran into Gerald Ford.

    By Burritofeet,
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  21. There’s a hole in my heart that can only be filled by a board certified cardiac surgeon.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. They call me BJ Jizzy and I rock the mics mean. Some folks hate my name ‘cause they think that it’s not that kind of show.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 274 views

  23. A Mustache is a face rug, where you can wipe your fingers before them entering your nose

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  24. Your outer self is a shell, your inner life is hell, climb the stairs and ring the bell, Lucifer was most beautiful before he fell.

    By SegaShines,
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    • 175 views

  25. Mmm mmm mmm now that’s piss

    By SegaShines,
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    • 166 views
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