New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. You don't need me any more, boys and girls. You had the real Comedy Bang Bang inside you the whole time.

   By Skeevins, October 11, 2012
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   • Pants Masterson
   • October 18, 2012

2. What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

   By Andy Dick Cheney, April 13, 2013
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   • Andy Dick Cheney
   • April 13, 2013

3. Nice forehead, idiot

   By Terrorist Wittels, November 18, 2014
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   • November 18, 2014

4. Fuck the shut up.

   By Razor Boy, July 26, 2015
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   • July 26, 2015

5. Hello, gravy. We have liftoff!

   By JimDandy, May 16, 2012
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   • May 16, 2012

6. Oh, sorry, I screwed that up. Can we start over? And 3, 2, 1...

   By slickricks, June 29, 2012
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   • June 29, 2012

7. discount maxalt

   By Guest Dr.osteori, August 23, 2012
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   • Guest Dr.osteori
   • August 23, 2012

8. Goodnight you princes of Maine, you Fountains of Wayne...

   By hollyf, March 31, 2013
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   • March 31, 2013

9. Look, we're solid waste specialists, we've got years of expertise, and we put in the winning bid. So that turd belongs in OUR toilet!

   By Lamprey, February 9, 2015
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   • February 9, 2015

10. Comedy Comedy Bang Bang, banana fanna fo fang fang, me mi mo mang mang. Bang Bang!

    By JacobCrites, January 28, 2012
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    • January 28, 2012

11. That's not Strawberry preserve!

    By Zooza, July 23, 2012   

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    • Zooza
    • July 23, 2012

12. (In Woody Allen voice)

    By eddie_r, June 18, 2013
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    • June 18, 2013

13. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

    By BesidesIllegal, August 31, 2013
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    • BesidesIllegal
    • August 31, 2013

14. Boom! Bam! Zap! Crash! Welcome to Comedy Synonym.

    By TheSmallMan, December 30, 2013
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    • TheSmallMan
    • December 30, 2013

15. Welcome to Christopher Durang Durang, where eveybody's Beyond Therapy.

    By Skeevins, August 18, 2015
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    • Skeevins
    • August 18, 2015

16. I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their devil doll stool pigeons, crooning over the mic and mic stand

    By JohnnyBastos, October 29, 2015   

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    • JohnnyBastos
    • October 29, 2015

17. Ceci n'est pas une catchphrase

    By maarow, January 20, 2012
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    • January 20, 2012

18. Where there's a will there's a dead person

    By janus1172, March 8, 2012
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    • March 8, 2012

19. If you haven't been farting, then I haven't been doing my job.

    By YayBeards, September 14, 2012
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    • September 14, 2012

20. It's fall and all the leaves are brown

    By ChaseRoper, October 17, 2013
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    • October 17, 2013

21. This catchphrase brought to you by Shampoodler. Use promo code SHAMPOODLER at checkout for 10% off your first catchphrase!

    By Hot Dog, May 15, 2016
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    • Shampoodler
    • May 15, 2016

22. "Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day" is our motto down at the volunteer Alzheimer's center.

    By Dead_Armadillos, March 21, 2017
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    • March 21, 2017

23. Fuck this shit, but only if you're a real pervert, and the shit consents.

    By Yabadabadook, May 24, 2019
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    • Yabadabadook
    • May 24, 2019

24. The pancakes are living inside you.

    By Grant DaNasty, February 22, 2012
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    • Grant DaNasty
    • February 22, 2012

25. The Blanket Was Almost Enough

    By BunnyKickButt, June 7, 2014   

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    • June 7, 2014