New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. There's a storm a-brewin' and I'm the Little Teapot! Here is my handle. [HOLD UP LEFT FIST] Here is my spout. [HOLD UP RIGHT FIST] And I'm gonna pour

   By Dhalgren, June 20, 2014
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2. A great man once said, "At what point, as a mercy thing, do you snip a penis in half?" On today's show, one of our guests will find out!

   By JasonFournier, June 20, 2014
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3. Protect your neck, kid 'cause here comes the ruckus.

   By SextonHardcastle, June 20, 2014
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4. Serious as a fart attack

   By Dan Milway, June 20, 2014
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5. Calendars!

   By AndyMetz, June 20, 2014
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6. I see you found my gravy straw mother, now let me explain.

   By KrangkaDelic, June 30, 2014
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7. As Smashmouth once said: Hey now you're an All-Star get the show on get paid. Now give me all the money in the register or I'll give you a Smashmouth.

   By TechnicalityNoDownBooOver, June 20, 2014   

   • newcatchphrase
   • smashmouth
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8. Ghosts is real yall; Busted. Demi Moore or less, am I right ladies?

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 20, 2014   

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9. It was the Fall and the leaves had fell. The groundskeeper with his rake did rock as he softly sang: Everyday I'm Rustlin'

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 20, 2014   

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10. Jaywalking is parkour for lazy people.

    By Dhalgren, June 21, 2014
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    • June 21, 2014

11. Punch the babies and slap the old ladies, it's time for...

    By createtildeath, June 21, 2014   

    • catchphrase
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12. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang thanks ScottAuxerman for that catchphrase submission

    By ScottAuxerman, June 21, 2014   

    • cake
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13. The Durst law of fight club? Durst is no fight club.

    By Thevo Blix, June 21, 2014
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14. Sew woe, sewing women! I awake to your sorrow; stitch softly this evening, so to again on the morrow.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 22, 2014
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15. Take a long walk off a short pier, Chanson.

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16. Hyperdermics on the shore, China's under martial law. It's Comedy Bing Joel.

    By Foltaire, June 22, 2014
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17. Robbing a liquor store together, that's what friends do.

    By Foltaire, June 22, 2014
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18. First there was "sweet-pussing...

    By ErringMason, June 30, 2014
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19. My Name's Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say, let's start the show in a rappin' way!

    By TechnicalityNoDownBooOver, June 27, 2014   

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20. You take his right arm, you take his left, and I'll take the bus.

    By LilyWilliams, June 22, 2014
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21. Put in your plugs and get ready for a fun bath!

    By tvbite, July 16, 2014
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22. Switch two letters and Queen Latifa is Queef Latina, now how about THAT?

    By ScottAuxerman, June 22, 2014
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23. Catchphrase

    By RetromanJames, June 22, 2014   

    • CatchphrasCatchphrasCBBee
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24. "All the shingled ladies?" "ALL the shingled ladies..."

    By Thevo Blix, June 22, 2014
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25. I know you're gonna put that honey on me.

    By ErringMason, June 22, 2014
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