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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Put on the clown suit and go to the bathroom, General. That’s an order.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Hey! Wake up! Alan Parson, Johnny Carson, and Bree Larson stole your car, son.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 198 views

  3. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord installed your little bum bum.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 430 views

  4. Dear, Hollywood - please make Kermit the Frog pregnant.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. I’m a Barbie girl, living in Des Moines, Iowa.

    By FattWatson,
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  6. If we don’t fight back, the libs are gonna come into your house and squeeze your wife’s beautiful breasts!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Catch this phrase, Willie Mays.

    By Spreadator,
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  8. Put Texas at the nexus of your next breakfast

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. What if feet were nothing more than hands for our legs that we put socks and shoes on and walk around on all day?

    By FattWatson,
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    • 268 views

  10. “It’s five o’clock somewhere...in Five O’Clock Town”, Mayor “Five o’clock” Johnson said as he rubbed his five o’clock shadow.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 274 views

  11. You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs especially when the customer orders his eggs “extra broken”.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 224 views

  12. Et Poo, Tutus?

    By ThatGuyCurtis,
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  13. Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al. James Al.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray your mom my nips to tweak

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. One potato two potato three potato why the fuck are we counting potatoes?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Dogs are a man's best friend and diamonds are a woman's. So I named my dog Diamond and he's unbelievably lonely.

    By EmbracetheKace,
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  17. Dr. Pepper has 23 flavors and almost all of them are bodily fluids.

    By EmbracetheKace,
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    • 146 views

  18. Mean Gene Hackman was last seen hacking my Walkman, man!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. I’ve never been a Japanese wrestler but I a-sumo it is great.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Forget being inside the actors studio, I'm more interested in being inside the studio's actors.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Don King is a dom queen who loves to toot his own horn.

    By Boob Seger,
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  22. Follow your dreams, or hire a P.I. to do so and then confront your dreams and your best friend in a motel parking lot.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 191 views

  23. If you put me on TikTok, I'll put you on Kick-Cock

    By Julius Caesar Potential,
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  24. Don’t be afraid, You’re already dead.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. "I guess you could say, the saint really has become the sinner," he said with the wink of his asshole and the toot of his colon.

    By Angry Trellis,
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