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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If I could save time in a bottle I wouldn't be the depraved timeaholic I'v become

    By tylersmith86,
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    • 248 views

  2. Cross my heart and hope to die and then be reanimated through the miracle of cryogenics©️

    By TripperDungan,   
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    • 208 views

  3. Tiny dancer in your hand. Tony Danza in the sack.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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    • 217 views

  4. My doctor says I have ADHD whatever that... Woah! Did you guys know whitney houston died?

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  5. Whatever happened to that nice man from the apprentice?

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  6. Hold up doc are those needles sterile, cus I sure am! Seriously lets talk options my wife wants children and she's threatening to leave me.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 180 views

  7. I want a divorce I want a divorce. Get out of my life you filthy old horse.

    By Boob Seger,
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  8. The naked man fears no pickpocket.

    By RickyRobitussin,
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  9. Ejaculate together, stay together.

    By The Funny Man Can,
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    • 175 views

  10. We pull together as a family eunuch.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Why do people keep submitting Catch Phrases that rhyme? I hate rhymes!

    By Armpit Ashtray,
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  12. The plot of Downboy Abbey centers around a family of dogs headed by Earl Ruffsley Woofington

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Tonight. Dysfunction strikes the nation, countless pleasure-less beds unfulfilled. I'm earwolf blitzer and this is the ejaculation room.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 172 views

  14. Rain rain go away. Die die die.

    By rumdumpster,
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  15. The peen is smite ear than the soared

    By rumdumpster,
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  16. Do you know what to do? when he's calling for you, or if there's nothing else you can do. Listen to your faaaaaart. Before it tells youuuuuu goodbye.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 180 views

  17. Bust sequence initiated!

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 142 views

  18. WandaVision? More like WandaVision!

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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    • 197 views

  19. I’m in the weeds! The seaweeds. Kelp!

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 128 views

  20. Birds of a feather fuck together.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 224 views

  21. What's Up Hot Dog 2

    By WallyScreenshots,
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  22. A healthy smile starts with the right toothpaste. From whitening toothpaste solutions to fluoride-infused formulas for gum health, you can find the Crest toothpaste that’s right for you.

    By WallyScreenshots,
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    • 301 views

  23. At first I was Cryin' Reynolds, but now I am Dryin' Reynolds

    By Barrel Bucket,
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    • 262 views

  24. A turd in the hand is worth poo in the toosh

    By Damien.not.thedevil.kid.though,
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  25. "Just the tip", explained the professor of restaurant economics. 

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 266 views
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