New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I got separate bins for my paper, plastic, aluminum, but not my heart. Guess I'll have to throw it away.

   By jaymanthegreat, July 23, 2014
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2. I've made a grave mistake. I accidentally buried the tombstone.

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3. I've heard of dollars and cents, but dollars and tents... Now that's an expensive camping trip.

   By JoeyWilson, July 24, 2014
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5. Do you do yoga? 'cause that's a stretch

   By cristobalwj, March 15, 2015
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6. You know what's cute? Every five minutes!

   By travisdunsmuir, July 24, 2014
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7. Oops, I'm black

   By kindlerslist, July 25, 2014
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8. Welcome to Comedy Big Boy, I'm your host: the easy, breezy, and beautiful Scott Aukerman

   By mister sensible, July 24, 2014
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9. I was smirking in the lab late one night; just relivin' the good times over and over in my mind.

   By KrangkaDelic, July 24, 2014
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10. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and keep your frenemies locked in your medicine cabinet.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly, March 10, 2015
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11. Mmmm-I am a robot. Mmm-please do call me Fnack. Mmmm-voodoo magic on you all.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 24, 2014   

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12. In life I have known no greater sorrow, than eating alone at an airport Sbarro.

    By Toogs, July 24, 2014
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13. The mayor of Hobotown rules with an iron-deficient fist.

    By Dhalgren, July 24, 2014
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14. Subtitle your porn son, we're not savages

    By KrangkaDelic, July 25, 2014
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15. God is Great! But Prince is better.

    By A Random Dan, August 5, 2014   

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16. The boat washed up on shore. There were no survivors. In other news LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

    By fredsolo, July 29, 2014
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17. My dick is on disability. It fell from a ladder and busted a nut. Why was it on a ladder? I was trying to get it to come off the roof.

    By Dhalgren, August 11, 2014
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18. I will wear this girdle and wig. I will out-live William Shatner.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 25, 2014
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19. Would you stop playing with that radio, y'all? I'm trying to get some sleep!

    By heavenchai, July 26, 2014
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20. Leaden my stool: hamburger; and i'll see you later.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 27, 2014
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21. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 26, 2014
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22. IRREGARDLESS, It's not a word and probably won't be a catchphrase either.

    By AstronomicalCat, March 14, 2015
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23. Get out of here, Bill Fagerbakke, this is MY Private Idaho!

    By LilyWilliams, July 26, 2014
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24. Backstage, I'm boney.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 26, 2014
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25. If Marc Maron and Helen Mirren had a baby, it's name would be:

    By Bernard_Shakey, July 27, 2014
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