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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She's long in the tooth, and aloof to the boof

    By Jeremy Pigeon,
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  2. Can you believe this brave little puppy won the key to the city and then DROPPED IT DOWN THE STORM DRAIN LIKE A GODDAMN MORON

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 214 views

  3. is it pronounced "jeep" or "geep"?

    By voichicoski,
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  4. Ladies and gentlemen, John Booger Mellencamp! Oops, I mean John Booger

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. I know it's not exactly the most popular opinion, but I think mayoral races should be actual races, like the fastest person wins

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. My wife would kill me if she finds out about me and Grimace

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  7. If you idolize The Noid, you’re missing the point

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's zombies run away

    By LesterPipps,
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  9. I can't feel my face when I'm with you because I'm The Weeknd and you're a dentist.

    By Dr. C. Harp Glissando,
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  10. Unacceptable behavior from the talk show host Egregious Philbin

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. My preferred pronoun is He/ Him/ Hey Nongman!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Milk milk milk milk milk milk malk milk milk molk melk milk, lamuneed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Poop. There it is.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Probiotics vs Antibiotics. Which one makes my butt get thiccer?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. My dad says they don’t make caskets like they used to

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Raise your hand if you’ve ever forgot your shovel at home 🙌🏻

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. When she turns into a maternal spice girl, Cardi B becomes Carda-mom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. English people be all like, “mmm, cardamom and ginger. Yes, please”.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. He's a cold-hearted murderer

    By Lief Cutterpants,
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  20. Solving fast a Rubik's cube gives you extra time to rub your pubes.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  21. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. I live on the same block as a Fudge Kitchen and their public restroom is the ONLY place I'm comfortable dropping a deuce.

    By Christopher Christopherly,
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  22. I can’t turn water into wine but if you give me about 45 minutes I can turn it into something else.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. If it were up to me priests would be allowed to have sex with adults.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. I ate the whole salad and I’m still not skinny. This is bullshit.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. This ruptured colon's goin' bowlin'.

    By PurdcurstLurstunur,
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    • 133 views
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