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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cocktail takes place in a universe where juggling bartenders rule the social scene.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  2. Cocky Cannibals are fun because they're full of themselves, but also other people!

    By Doublelen,
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  3. Coco Fudge, Majestic Maple, Midsummer Flame... those are either paint colors or what the ladies called me in college.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Cocoa butter for my fraud ass. Comedy Bang Bang for my real laughs.

    By Lisacyo,
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  5. Cod or scrod? Don't be so mod, lest you blow your wad in a manner that is slipshod (there is no god)!

    By dirtyvicar,
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  6. Cody had just started his first day as engineer at Comedy Bang Bang, and he was already starting to think this had been a terrible idea. It was after

    By nubguy,
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  7. Cody what are you doing, did you start the show? We're fucking 300+ episodes in, and you're still making these mistakes? Un-fucking-believable.

    By qmyers2,
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  8. Cody, Cody, Cody, my kingdom for a Cody - one that does his goddamn job, that is

    By BuzzinFrog,
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  9. Cody, Replay that cold open. I just fudged my huggies and My pants, they need a changin'

    By DWillStoneberg,
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  10. Coffee and a pie and you're gonna need the two ply.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. Coffee is a good pick me up! So why am I still on the floor, coffee? Pick me up ya bag o' beans!

    By LesterPipps,
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  12. Coffee is for closers, but lattes are for Kevin Spacey.

    By angryrose,
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  13. Coffee is for closers, more specifically, Kyra Sedgwick.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. Coffee is like farts. They smell better than they taste.

    By lil yolk,
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  15. Coffee makes me poo-poo, dawg.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. coffee will wake you up, but I'll put you back to sleep using a secret chokehold I was taught when I served my time in the german secret service

    By bigpharma,
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  17. Coffee? Bah humbug. That's just fancied-up water for the poors. Bring me my virgin tear colada

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Coincidentally I'm both happy to see you and have an erection. .

    By Facelist,
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  19. Coincidentally the man who donates organs to the church is not an organ donor. Said my father. I'm still confused.

    By Mobster84,
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  20. coinkydink! me takie long time too!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Cokahauntas was a better translator and guide than her more famous sister but after three straight days & nights of non-stop chain smoking and chatting non-stop about buffalo both Lewis and Clark agreed it was time for her to leave the expedition

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Cold chicken kinda smells like farts... Buuuut IIII Dooon’t miiiiind it!

    By Gods Grandma,
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  23. Cold feet isn't and expression in the forest, it's a constant reality. Except for Butch "furry slippers" Johnson

    By outfromthewild,
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  24. Cold turkey. I stopped eating it. I'm a hot turkey man. Thanksgiving wassup?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Coldplay or foreplay, it's up to you sweetheart. They both make me wanna hump.

    By Shampoodler,
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