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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like big butts and I CAN lie, but you'll just have to trust me on this one.

    By thenatezone,
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  2. Prices so low it's scary!

    By CooperMartin,
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  3. Put it in the box, put it in the doorstep.

    By thecrench,   
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  4. Squish Johnson is the name and squishing johnsons is my game

    By fredsolo,
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  5. I've heard of beating a dead horse, but HEATING A BED VIA TAUNTAUN INTESTINES?

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  6. I feel like a winner... which is to say that I ate a whole chicken dinner and I'm now sick to my stomach.

    By Swisher Pete n Gipetto Slick,   
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  7. b-hole

    By HunterUrtubees,
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  8. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks really existed?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  9. Welcome to this night's episode of Scott Aukerman's Orphanage Arena. Where we love to play, and the winners get parents.

    By DevinKC,
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  10. Fool me once. Please. I can't go back to my home planet until I've been fooled! My babies need their pop pop!

    By scudwolf,
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  11. Welcome to the Cat Ranch, Herr Trump Führer. When was the last time you cried?

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Moses supposes his toeses are roses - Outta my way, Red Sea!

    By Jug Bandit,
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  13. Madonna on ya in España

    By thecrench,
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  14. Well excuuuuse me, I didn't know it was pickle season.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  15. If the truth about the origins of Swedish Fish were revealed, you human shit bastards would never eat candy again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. This is my last Comedy Bang Bang show before I hand over hosting duties to EarWolf forum member, JohnnyWalker. He has no show hosting abilities whatso

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  17. Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.

    By greazey_bob,
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  18. Seven ate Nine's ass on Millenial Sesame Street.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. I feel you, soup. I, too, thicken when starches are added

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Okay, let's do this, how are you Comedy Bang Bangers, what the Banganeers, what the Bangaristas. I am Scott Auckerman, this is CBB. BANG! I just combe

    By Kris,
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  21. If God wanted kittens to be pets why did he make them so delicious?

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  22. Jesus lived in his dad's basement for 32 years, but I don't hear anyone labeling him as "undateable"

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  23. It's a blessing in disguise, although the fake mustache is a dead giveaway.

    By Shakesbeard,
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  24. Beatle juice, Beatle juice, Beatle juice, Beatle juice...boy John, Paul, George, and Ringo sure had a lot of semen.

    By frasierfonzie,
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  25. When you're drunk enough...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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