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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ສິ່ງ​ທີ່​ເປັນ​ຫມາ​ຮ້ນ​ເຖິງ Sing thi pen, ma hon thoeng? Say it in Lao & it's that much sweeter.

    By SusannaDooleyBoney,   
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  2. I don't care what your brother is doing...

    By BrianGeller,
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  3. It's no (fore)skin off of my dick...

    By RockTheMullet,
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  4. No Dr. Weinstein, I think it was an actual dog that attacked me this time and not just a physical manifestation of my white, liberal guilt.

    By Tiny Wild Animals,
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  5. Hey man, this ain't a blind mowing contest. Knock it off with all the big words. Conceptual my asthma attack.

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. Holy robot teardrops Kemo Sabe, the Batmobile lost its wheel & Joker got Nilla wafers for movie nite

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  7. "Sickle sell", you say; "Who's buying?", I say. What do they have in Canada? ""Ice, eh?""

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Welcome to the bone zone. Population: you.

    By Thedge,
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  9. Alakazam! All your hopes and dreams physically manifest into a ‘tater skin at a Toby Keith bar & grill.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  10. C'mere and look down there in my pants, and know where Dennis Millers been hiding

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. You look like a broken umbrella stuffed into a used condom.

    By Dhalgren,
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  12. Welcome to Improv4Humans with Matt Besser that's meeeee...no robots allowed

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  13. Matt Damon's girlfriend ain't too happy about his lack of commitment. Apparently, she's given him a Bourne Ultimatum.

    By spaceball87,
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  14. Dear Scott Aukerman, please save me from this horrible orphanage! I'm your biggest fan and this is the only way I know how to reach you!

    By Waitasecondwhat,
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  15. Streets is harkin Barry Larkin darryl strawbs & pedro. Mama grow'd up back in the nifty 50s, liberry card & a winnebago

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  16. You damn kids! Get off my lawn!! razzle frazzle blasted wiseacre hooligan punkers- Oh, Hello Trolley

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  17. Grass, shmrass. I'm all about ferns these days.

    By thornghost,
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  18. Pants, poop, mother, ghosts, mid 80s-to-present pop culture reference, desperation; eat my dust morons - this one CAN'T fail. . .oh wait, I left out t

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Marco Polo is either a great kids game or a very angry father telling his son to go horse around.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. Ponce de León was slightly disturbed to find that the segregated Fountain of Youth was labeled WHITES ONLY.

    By Dhalgren,
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  21. I'm not in the mood to laugh today. I’m holding a gun under the table. So everyone just keep it chill for this episode?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. Hello everybody indeed, my name is Scott and I love using the weekly charts to try and make sense of the movies that make no sense! Lock the gates a

    By sunnydays1981,
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  23. And if Jesus was a true Christian he would have stoned that ho. Amen.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  24. I don't care about your hysterectomies and your city-slicking words; you owe me a well-endowed son and you owe me one now!

    By RafaelRabello,
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  25. Will I finally crack cold fusion once and for all, or will it just come out as ice cream again?

    By rob_m,
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