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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. what do you mean i can't have breakfast for brunch?!

    By voichicoski,
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  2. an apple a day whatever who cares who gives a fuck anymore

    By voichicoski,
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    • 197 views

  3. Neither Rain, nor sleet, nor skeet from beaten meat makes jack a dull boy

    By Burritofeet,
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  4. You're once, twice, three times your out at the old ball bag.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  5. The buttsex was but sexy, but the prexy gave me apoplexy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. EAT THE RICH (not Scott tho he's cool)

    By Jeremy Pigeon,
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  7. I am a fickle, unstable worm of a man whose existence hinges on which cutie he kisses or which woolly jumper he says he wants to wear.

    By TomTomToiletBomb,
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  8. Oh so NOW you want a fire extinguisher?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. What do you call the sphincter of a pufferfish? I call it an omega 3 fatty asshole.

    By Lou Skyrimmer,
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  10. Little Jack Horner put Baby in a corner, driving Patrick Swayze crazy.

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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  11. There are 2 things you should know about me: 1. I always come prepared and 2. I'm always prepared to come

    By Hans_Pho_Sho,
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  12. I have a plan to snatch your face mask. IF I can pull it off.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. How the tables turn when you place a turd upon the table

    By BucketOfSluts,
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  14. How could you have forgotten my description of the widest fork?! I told you a hundred tines!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, three times a lady.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop one hot log at your door

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Fish wearing upside-down hats filled with water with smaller fish swimming around inside. Now that’s comedy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. The myth of the killer clown was propagated on the coattails of stranger danger and the satanic panic. You are more likely to be struck by lightning than be murdered by a clown. With that said, now will you get in my trunk?! *honk honk*

    By Burritofeet,
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  19. It's not for us to reason why, Kyle McLachlan seasons pie.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. I know cum poo

    By The Martial Shartist,
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  21. White Castle hosts cyber goth raves now. No more burgers. Only cyber goth raves.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Ew. Is that a picture of your mom at a rave?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Your parents got arrested at a rave once

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Anybody wanna rave later?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. They will see us raving from such great heights

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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