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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. DEPLOY THE WARNING BEACONS JO-JO THE SPACE GORILLA HAS RETURNED!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  2. Balls balls balls.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  3. What did the hammer say to the new standup?..... "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!"

    By Seanathon69,
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  4. Cheez-Its Christ!

    By smitty,
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  5. What's the 'sclusie Gary Busey?

    By smitty,
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  6. Serious question: Did Rod Serling die or is he just in the Twilight Zone?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  7. My ears are bleeding but my lips are needing . . . some of dat ass.

    By ianbauer,
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  8. Marty Feldman, Steve Buscemi, I don't see it. Beau don't Geste

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. Can't kid a kidder. Can't inappropriately touch 'em either.

    By Dhalgren,
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  10. I'm drunk as I write this: Drunk catchphrase. Boop!

    By Metalhart,
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  11. I, Scott Aukerman, fully admit to leaking the recent celebrity nude photos. If you don't give me a million dollars, I will release the Danny Devito...

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  12. this that C.H.U.D.S, Skuds, bloodz'n'buds type of party, best ak lik u no

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Comic books? We don't read no stinking comic books. We discuss tapestries. We fence. You like this watch? 12 bucks

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  14. Do you have any copies of Repo Man?

    By Ribs,
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  15. Oooohhhh. You said a dozen EGGS. I bought a dozen eggplants. Oh well; Who wants moussaka?

    By CPiz,
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  16. Look: I'm an emotionally fragile guy, and this moped is all I have to get around, so please ...

    By CPiz,
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  17. Even a broken clock is right on top of my nightstand.

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  18. Ooooohhhh my goooodddd; I'm going to cooooooommmmmeee ... over for dinner, Grandma. Why wouldn't I? Now, excuse me, ...

    By CPiz,
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  19. It’s your pal Old Brittlebones here....OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK!!!!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. Attention passengers: this delicious pastry is now the property of the Peruvian government. Remain calm and in your seats.

    By BobbyD-Part3,
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  21. The world is simply not ready for a Billy Joel/Billy Bob Thornton cross-over.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  22. The only difference between me and you is that we're the same person.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Pen-pals will do for now, Baryshnikov - I don't want to get hurt like before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Find a penny, pick it up, find a JC Penney, pick up an entire new fall wardrobe!

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,   
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  25. YOLO SWAG = Your Onions Look Overcooked, So We'll Ask Gary

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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