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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This offal felafel waffle isn’t too awful even if it isn’t lawful to eat more than a jawful. Hammmmmburger!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  2. The names Bea, Dee, Jay & Kay are all names accepted by society, but name a baby EbolaViagra6969 & suddenly youre the guy who farted in the punch bowl

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  3. I got mustard on my iPad.

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  4. As useful as a weed whacker in a furricane

    By thecrench,   
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  5. This just in! Take it out!

    By thecrench,   
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  6. off mic, off base, off ramp - you'd best believe i'm on your case

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. How many cannibals does it take to feed a family of four? Trick question, you've just been eaten!

    By Dhalgren,
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  8. I swear to god Nancy I saw it. In Peru, there's a one man band who will toot in his flute just for you. I'm putting it in a song.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  9. Cat burglers are rarely, if ever, cats.

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  10. This is Comedy Bang Bang. It's not a lack of intelligence, but an abundance of ignorance.

    By TravisLench,
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  11. Momma, I can't win. Please pick me up from the Magic: The Gathering tournament.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  12. The Blue Danube? We're not working there, are we Bill Cosby?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Hotsup, Whatdog?

    By Linctron3000,
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  14. You WILL pay a lot for that muffler until you learn your lesson young man!

    By Docwhiskey,
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  15. How much is that doggie and that window? I would like to purchase both.

    By CarterJones,
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  16. Minnesota Fats was allergic to cats, whereas "Fast Eddie" Felson could quite easily pet them.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. As far as I'm concerned, songs should be accurate to the band and it's members. Robin and Maurice Gibb you're fuckin' up.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  18. Wake up everyone the show is starting. Cockadoodledoo! Whoa, it's not that type of show.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. One Day We'll Be Together, But Today We Are Chris Gethard

    By ConnerOzer,
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  20. Halloween? More like my favorite band, Ween.

    By ConnerOzer,
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  21. You Two talkin' to Me? About U2? Too?

    By ConnerOzer,
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  22. I'll have the turtle soup, and make it snappy

    By thecrench,   
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  23. Michael "Moore Pizza please", this guy.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. My second favorite Seinfeld episode was the one where George disemboweled Brent Spiner without remorse.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. To all those with their heart in the wrong place... it goes on the left side, you should really get that checked out...

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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