New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Keep your hands where I can see them! You heard me, Peripheral Vision Magician!

   By SeñorFartFace, October 23, 2014
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2. Let me start with some vocal work. Andy Dick's dick dictated the terms of the peace agreement.

   By Bever Hopox, October 22, 2014
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3. An Apple A Day Keeps Jeff Goldblum Away

   By BryanDmuchowski, October 22, 2014
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4. endowed with nigh a zillion hooks, bang BANG! you're snagged but ne'er forsook. Unless ye be a pastry cook

   By Stipewad, October 22, 2014
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5. who's down, cool hamster!

   By Stipewad, October 22, 2014
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6. mormon or muscleman, jewess or jew - come hearken who vomit, take heed ye that spew

   By Stipewad, October 22, 2014
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7. if you can't feed a hundred people, then just feed one. If you can't feed one, feed a cat. If you can't feed a cat, eat the cat.

   By SteveH, November 20, 2014
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8. It is undeniable that beeswax makes a soufflé absolutely inedible.

   By jaymanthegreat, October 22, 2014
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9. In a child's laughter, I too find joy. In a kitten's purr, I too find comfort. In the song of a bird, I too find orgasmic delight.

   By jaymanthegreat, October 22, 2014
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10. You say tomato, and I say tomato. Looks like we're having tomatoes for dinner again.

    By DevlinTheDude, October 22, 2014
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11. Hey kids! Remember, if you really want to be super cool, just forget to wear a jacket!

    By jaymanthegreat, October 22, 2014
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12. It takes two to Tango and Cash

    By rod aug, October 22, 2014
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    • October 22, 2014

13. no bueno

    By KrangkaDelic, October 22, 2014
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    • October 22, 2014

14. Little Miss Muffet sat on her ass and watched Netflix all day.

    By thecrench, October 22, 2014   

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15. Spank my Taint. It's Taint spanking day!

    By AstronomicalCat, October 22, 2014
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16. Now I can finally be a rapper since everything I say rhymes. Oh fuck, nevermind.

    By AstronomicalCat, October 22, 2014
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    • October 22, 2014

17. Fall on your knees.

    By donaldj, October 25, 2014
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    • October 25, 2014

18. Don't be such a super duper pooper scooper, you stinky butt-boy.

    By CorgiParty, October 22, 2014   

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19. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this is an abandoned Bennigan's

    By JoshHiggins, January 8, 2015
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20. My Tickle-Me-Elmo sued me for sexual harassment.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, October 22, 2014
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21. She had the cheek bones of a young...

    By Bernard_Shakey, October 22, 2014   

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22. How did I know Phylicia Rashad was gonna be on this episode of The Cosby Show?

    By Bernard_Shakey, October 22, 2014   

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23. My 3rd favorite Seinfeld episode was the one that took place entirely inside a Chinese person.

    By Kevinpalooza, October 23, 2014
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24. Sometimes I want to reenact Sinbad doing the basketball finger-spin in the credits to A Different World. But then I remember that I'm on probation.

    By Kevinpalooza, October 23, 2014
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25. Death awaits you

    By fredsolo, October 23, 2014
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