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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Better call the plumber before I get dumber; he’ll pull the plug out my ass and we will go slumber

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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    • 173 views

  2. Take me to glizzy island.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 197 views

  3. It's hard out there for a pimp, when your furloughed ho' is a no-go.

    By Coronavirus Billy Ray Cyrus,
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    • 164 views

  4. Musical guest: Baby Gollum and the E Street Band

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 186 views

  5. Take a look, at this left hook, it's Reading Painbow.

    By Animal,
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  6. Allow me to introduce Carson Daly, Keira Knightley, and their son; Philip Seymour Afternoon.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 226 views

  7. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A turd in my pants is just poo from my tush.

    By Touch Connors,
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    • 237 views

  8. You know what happens when you assume? You make a fucking idiot out of yourself!

    By Touch Connors,
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    • 210 views

  9. Is that a traffic cone in your pocket, or do you just have an extremely large penis shaped like a traffic cone?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  10. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants and put your keys in this bowl

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 201 views

  11. I just flew in from Chicago using my arms as wings, and boy are my arms tired because they’re not intended to be used that way.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 205 views

  12. Our guest for today canceled because they peeked through the glory hole and got eye gonorrhea.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 170 views

  13. Sobriety is lava!

    By reahraleau,
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    • 200 views

  14. If you’re straight, but afraid of missing out on gay sex, you might be a FOMOsexual.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. The waitress really pushed me to try the “bottomless nachos” but then she totally freaked out when the nachos arrived and I took off my pants and underwear!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 183 views

  16. Marry me, pizza bot. You’ll never have to be alone.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 194 views

  17. It’s the new year but the water is still flowing. Come find me Nemo

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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    • 170 views

  18. Moo Moo; grab me utters and milk me daddy

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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    • 185 views

  19. Excuses are like buttholes: everybody's got one and loves having it thoroughly examined.

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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    • 184 views

  20. I just finished watching “Airplane” and boy are my arms tired.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 191 views

  21. I collect photos of regular people dressed as Sherlock; I have stock Holmes syndrome.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. The camera adds ten pounds; the glory hole robs ten millimeters.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. My name is Scott Aukerman and I have adult onset Goth syndrome

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 264 views

  24. Girls just wanna be nuns

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Lil Yachty’s Dukati has a body like a naughty Maserati karate hottie‘s potty.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 223 views
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