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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dear diary, My antlers have grown since I was a young buck. I hope to impress the cute doe from the woods with my swelled neck for the mating season.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Dear diary, Scott read my catchphrase today and it made me cry. Why do i let him use me? Prom in 3 weeks, so we'll see.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Dear diary, uh… Wait! That’s not what I meant! I don’t have diarrhea! I swear!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Dear Diary, where the hell were you during my divorce?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. Dear Doublemint Executives...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  6. Dear Engineer/Intern who chooses the Comedy Bang Bang catchphrases: Choose this one.

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  7. Dear England, kiss my ghost butt. Sincerely, George Washington's ghost.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Dear family at 3165 Larch street, please keep your dog on a leash so he will stop biting me when I deliver the mail. I would be most grateful. Sincerely, the mailman. There. Now I just need to buy a stamp and pop this in the mail and voila. Problem solved

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Dear farmer, you no say "Maggie, me plow, me plow the land." A leaky vroom-vroom plow!

    By izzygrizzly,
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  10. Dear Fox, I just finished watching all of Malcolm in The Middle and wish to complain about 943 shots which feature Malcolm on the left or right.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Dear Governor, I'm trapped in a loveless prison. Help me break free.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  12. Dear Hollywood - please make “Medea Goes Too Far”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Dear Hollywood: please re-make ‘Almost Famous’ but have them tour with Weird Al. You have 48 hours.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Dear Investors, I'm pleased to inform you that everything is in place to begin experimentation. I regret to inform you, however, that I may have over-estimated how many people want to fuck cats. Blessings, signed: Dr Moreau

    By LARDdischarge,
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  15. Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription.

    By CleverCadaver,
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  16. Dear J.K. Rowling, thanks to you my pig died. Any time I tried to google my hog's warts all I got was your dumb, wizardy story-books for nerds.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. dear john, i feel your pain. yours regardless, the nervous system.

    By blobofsoul,
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  18. Dear John: Please shit in the toilet from here on out. Love, Your Sexy Uncle Robert

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. Dear Journal, No one on my island will have sex with my cats. Sigh. Love, Dr. Moreau

    By LARDdischarge,
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  20. Dear Kris Kringle, These Pringles are making my dingle tingle.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Dear Lord, please make our crops grow good this year. I've been nursing this dime bag for a week now. Gimme dat green bro!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  22. Dear mascara, I already have amazing-looking eyes, thank you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Dear Monkeys, You were one letter away from writing the complete works of Shakespeare! You’re all fired.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Dear Mr Aukerman, please pick my catchphrase this week. It would mean the world to me.

    By JasonEdwards,
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  25. Dear Mr. Auckerman, we’re thrilled to inform you that your application for the graduate program at The University of Stinky Poopbutt has been accepted

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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