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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Red in the morning, gonna be boring. Red at night, hell yeah. Tight.

    By TitNuts5000,
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  2. Is there a cure for Cat Scratch Fever?

    By Local Cabal,
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  3. I’m Jose and this is my brother, Hose B.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Toilet Humor is the best. The problem is to convince Jerry Seinfeld to perform in your bathroom.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  5. A grown ass man walks into a bar and the bouncer says, “Hey buddy, I’m gonna need to see some kind of hyphen.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Justin Timberlake threatens to "have me naked by the end of this song" as I stand in line at Panda Express, growing more terrified by the second.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. Pippen's on the court, Joplin's on the keys, now Auks is on the boards, so get on your knees

    By Alf on line 2,
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  8. All of you mocking the Child's real name in the Mandalorian need to grogup

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  9. I hate to be politically incorrect, but Democrats are associated with the color red and Republicans are associated with the color blue.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. If Raccoons eat macarons with spoons, then why do storks eat pork with forks?

    By Shart Attack,
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  11. Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, why the fuck are you still Christmasy

    By Shart Attack,
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  12. When's down cold cat

    By Shart Attack,
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  13. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Shut it kid, snitches get stitches

    By Shart Attack,
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  14. Trapping a fart in an elevator is wrong on so many levels

    By Shart Attack,
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  15. If they don’t find you handsome, find someone who looks at you

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  16. You can't carve a turkey without sharpening your blade and going to your neighbours garage to slash their tires

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  17. When you stream a one, your day has just begun; when you drop a two, you put the past behind you; when you squirt a three, that’s poop mixed with pee.

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  18. Never water a plant that didn't put a gun to your head and cough in your ear

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  19. Put a horse out of work, ride a cowboy

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  20. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the cumulative trauma the dog has experienced

    By Cornelius Beans,
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  21. ...A very special episode of SpongeBob, set in 1980's New York City. Look for Mayor Ed Conch, Sandy Warhol, Keith Herring, Seashell Basquiat, and a crab named Thomas Pinchin.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Hi and welcome to Friendly's! What the fuck do you want, dipshit?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Dude, it's not OK to compare Peter Dinklage to Hervé Villachaize, that's messed up. People should only be compared to their own race.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. I'm gonna make like King Louis the 16th, and head-off

    By Chippy Long,
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  25. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, give it eye contact

    By Chippy Long,
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