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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, give it eye contact

    By Chippy Long,
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  2. If you want a good push-up bra, get a sports bra, they’re great for push-ups.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 185 views

  3. A bird in the hand is worth poo in my bush

    By Chippy Long,
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    • 170 views

  4. Today’s show sponsored by the popular new Japanese takeout smartphone app, Jim Belushi’s Sushi Mushi Mushi.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 176 views

  5. I may be drunk off my ass, but that doesn’t mean I can’t sit here while you get me another beer.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. I misunderstood you when you said everyone needed to evacuate immediately.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 194 views

  7. Make haste; make waste. Just don’t make it on my face.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. If there’s one thing I learned from my dear grand papa, is if you’re goin to Mardi Gras, you better know Krav Maga.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Sea Turtles swipe left, Y’all don’t like to get choked

    By Thatsnotyourdonkey,
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  10. I am happy to see you and I appreciate you thinking my dick could reach all the way to my pocket.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 184 views

  11. I’ve got a great gynecologist who will do a penis for half price.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. It turns out Victoria’s Secret is that her overpriced undergarments are made by exploited workers in Southeast Asia, which isn’t as sexy a secret as those ads were suggesting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 179 views

  13. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, a place where entrepreneurs shine!

    By Drag0n3y3,
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  14. Catch Phrase Submission

    By Drag0n3y3,
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  15. “The masters of the universe”? That might be a bit grandiose. They did not control matter and energy, time or space across millions of light years. Rather they pretty much just fought in the vicinity of castle Grayskull and rode green tigers.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. What did you do for a living before this, were you a traveling douchebag salesman?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. I asked the gardener if this is a Black Ash tree. He said “You bet your Black Ash it is!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. I asked my pirate optometrist if he knew what the problem was and he said, "Aye, dry eye."

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. Christopher Walken impressions are like assholes: Everyone's got one and the mass-majority haven't been witnessed outside of the shower.

    By NateOwenRyan,
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    • 217 views

  20. Like a macchiato made with elephant milk its Comedy Bang Bang

    By NateOwenRyan,
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    • 217 views

  21. You'd better get that booty notarized, 'cause I'm gonna file it with the Court of Common Pleas.

    By NateOwenRyan,
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    • 192 views

  22. Do you realize you interrupted me? You know how I feel when I'm interrupted.

    By NateOwenRyan,
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    • 186 views

  23. When you sit on the toilet and your knotted crack-hairs tear like velcro... god help you.

    By NateOwenRyan,
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    • 172 views

  24. When there're babes in your pool but you've got blood in your stool -- Don't feel left out!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  25. All day long cows moo and poo but when I do it’s “shame on you.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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