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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Comet, on Cupid! You don't know the rest? What are you, Stupid?

    By Little Ladimir Putin,
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  2. Hey December nineteen, That's Wreatha Franklin

    By Little Ladimir Putin,
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  3. She wore a raspberry beret. The kind you find at the store that sells hats made of fruit. I wear an apricot balaclava, as it happens.

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  4. Snow is falling, the air is crisp. If only I had someone to fist.

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  5. I'd never turn a Tina I didn't Ike

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  6. Since Mrs. Claus got menopause for Christmas, Santa's Kringle and ready to mingle!

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  7. Are you some kind of sexy sewer covering? Because it is GRATE to meet you!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. I think of most of my catchphrases in the shower- which is why this one is sopping wet. Though, you'll never in a million years guess why it's so sticky.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  9. Rectum damn near killed him: it was Crohn’s disease, your Honor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. They say pride cometh before the fall. Oh yeah? More like... summertime cometh before the fall. AMIRITE?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Sorry I'm late, I just flew in from the handjob convention and boy are my arms tired.

    By TheOhFuckI'mWetBandit,
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  12. Sorry I'm late, I just flew in from the handjob convention and boy are my arms tired.

    By TheOhFuckI'mWetBandit,
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  13. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining...without pissing on my other leg and telling me it's sunny. I like my pissweather fair and balanced.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  14. Are you a pudding pack? Because I want to snack on your skin.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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  15. Not while you're pregnant! I'm afraid I'd poke the baby's head! And I'm afraid I'd like it. And I'm afraid the baby would like it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg. I'm totally cumming.

    By DatNasty69,
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  17. I tremble and pee when you make eye contact with me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. You know Mark Ruffalo fucks like a buffalo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. My nickname in college was Beef Stew but you can call me by my Christian name: Beefaroni Stewart

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Guess who’s got two thumbs... And yes, I am thinking of one specific person.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. The priest diced avocado with much bravado... but pride turned moldy that unholy guacamole, and wrought spiced hell to that butthole I love so well.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. You've heard of FBI informant Whitey Bulger, but what about FDA informant Wheatie Bulgur?

    By captain piss and shit,
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  23. I’d rather date a snooty cutie with a booty than be shunned by a hon’ without one.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. If you don’t have a penis, a happiness will do. If you don’t have a happiness, then God bless you!

    By Jugs Knocker-Cans,
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  25. Ok, technically it's not an "illusion", since the assistant actually does get chopped in half during the show. Abraca-dabda?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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