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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If Banksy were an American actress, producer and director, he'd be called Elizabeth Banksy!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  2. Choo Choo, Choo Choo. Here comes the train-train, the train that carries other trains. We worship it because its heavy, with the weight of not one but

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  3. If wishes were kisses, I'd fuck all the fishes, because me and the misses just smooched in the kitchen.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  4. Like sand in the underpants, these are the days of your life.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. I just got an antacid.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. Baby changing station? More like adults-only fuck bench. Why else would they support upward of 35 stone?

    By AMPhibian,
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  7. I’ll always remember my mom & dad tucking me in every night, singing the soothing lullaby of “I’M A MONSTER I’M A MONSTER I’M A MONSTER I’M A MON..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. Smells like Nicholas Cage thinks its rent day again

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Squish Johnson is the name and squishing johnsons is my game

    By fredsolo,
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  10. Catchphrase-crafters to the crowned heads of Europe since 1438, with the Habsburgs gone we are pleased to offer our services to any old shithead with

    By Lamprey,
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  11. Zip up your fat suit because in May you will trick everyone that you lost weight when you take it off.

    By angryrose,
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  12. If nobody's talking about the elephant in the room, it might be because the elephant has a sign around its neck that says "Voice-Activated Exploding E

    By Lamprey,
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  13. Alias Smith & Jones's legal names were Jones & Smith. They simply swapped. Was that really worth making a show about?

    By Lamprey,
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  14. If you're not scared, you're not paying attention. And if you're not paying attention, that means I've been paying for both of us. Well guess what, th

    By Lamprey,
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  15. As a wise man once said: don't listen to that other wise man over there, listen only to me.

    By Lamprey,
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  16. When Life Gives You Lemons... cool. Free lemons!

    By TheShanster,
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  17. Bitches be like, where my habermas at

    By kindlerslist,
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  18. Afraid to leave your home? Don't!

    By rod aug,
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  19. Does this butt look my dress make big?

    By Schnickpot,
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  20. Kneel on the grass, Tyson. And act like you mean it. Jerky don't make itself.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  21. buy honest viagra and cialis sovereign here no need to procure you can hear it loose

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  22. Dance on over here, crackhead. We'll get you tuxedoed up.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  23. Every time it rains, it rains/ pennies from murderer heaven.

    By kimgordonramsay,
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  24. Ear-hair is this generations' Vietnam

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. The panda has indeed taken a shit. Magnificent. And now with more on the poop scoop, Brazilian soccer player Kaká.

    By Bever Hopox,
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