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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Today's show sponsored by Cyndi Lauper's new Japanese restaurant, Shiso Unusual.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. You can't solve a problem until you face it and acknowledge that it IS a problem. That is why I'm starting to lose hope that we'll ever stop Pedophile Bigfoot.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Feel free to "push back" on my comments. Any farmboy can tell you, it feels way better when the sheep push back.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Please put your hands together for today's guests. Hmm. That didn't actually produce any audible applause. Maybe try clapping your hands instead?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Ask not for whom the broom looms; zoom zoom boom boom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. It smells like uphotdog in here...

    By ChronicDaHeadhog,   
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  7. Pardo in the back, Sklarbro on the rack, excuse me have anyone seen my tongs?

    By Eye_Gunk_Dispenser,
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  8. My anaconda is sleeping, so I'd really appreciate it if you'd take your ass out of the terrarium.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  9. Here at Insect-Washateria we're proud of all our customers from Flea to shining Flea.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. If you hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too for more than four hours, please consult your local physician.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  11. Happy Hanukkah to all the ladies out there, I’m not Jewish but my dick is.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  12. A horse girl, a horse girl, my kingdom for a horse girl!

    By Hom Tanks,
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  13. Pancakes with ipecac syrup? Pancakes, I hardly knew ye.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  14. Has anyone noticed a big virus outside? It's like, BIG dude. Did you see? Just me?

    By LesterPipps,
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  15. Enjoy today's show. Or don't. Whatever. As you guys constantly remind me, I'm not your "real" dad.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  16. You’re never going to get 100% of the hazardous fibers. You just have to do asbestos you can.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Yo no soy Molinero. Soy Al Molinaro, the first of 3 Happy Days ghosts to visit you tonight.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  18. I was a big hacker in the 90's. But not, like, computers and modems. More axes and co-eds.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. I don't believe climate change is real. Oops, I said IsRael! Controversial subject!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Brown chicken, brown cow. This and other porn music on today's Comedy Farm Bang.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  22. OWWW OWWW, BROWN COW. Get off my foot!

    By Local Cabal,
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  23. If you don’t have an issue stay the fuck away from my tissues

    By Friend of P,
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  24. give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a fish to man, he’ll coast on the benefits of patriarchy for life

    By Adam Young,
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  25. Our musical guest, Tony! Toni! Toné!, couldn't make it- but don't worry. We booked Rudy! Rudi! Rudé!. Welcome to Comedy Total Bangscaping.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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