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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. if you’re hungry and cold and it makes you sad, shwarma weather will soon be had

    By Adam Young,
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  2. Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. In fact, maybe consider just stopping ALL the tugging and spitting, Ms. Daniels.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  3. Mess with the bull, get kicked out of matador school. Now how am I supposed to write off these pants?

    By Freckzandrespecktz,
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  4. New No-No: New no-nos are catchphrases now

    By Adam Young,
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  5. Welcome to Humanity’s American Podcast Show Where We Talk to Interesting People

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Up my NOSE with a rubber hose? I wasn't expecting that. But ok, I mean, you're the urologist.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  7. You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry, You Better Put Out, I'm Telling You Why, Mrs. Claus Is Coming To Town

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  8. On Hanukkah for 8 days the Menorah is lit. Then play with the labia Minora, and clit.

    By Space jamming,
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  9. A diller, a dollar, a ten o’clock scholar, what makes you come so soon? You used to come at ten o’clock, but now you come on my azalea bushes.

    By CutesPatootsWith2BrownBoots,
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  10. A diller, a dollar, a ten o’clock scholar, what makes you come so soon? You used to come at ten o’clock, but now you come on my azalea bushes.

    By CutesPatootsWith2BrownBoots,
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  11. Riki Tiki Tavi and a man named Bobby went down to the ocean blue. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE RAT!

    By CutesPatootsWith2BrownBoots,
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  12. Take your time and hurry up before it’s too late. But don’t take too long or I’ll rub your face in a combination of baby powder and chap stick.

    By CutesPatootsWith2BrownBoots,
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  13. Roses are red, violets are blue, where's my dad?

    By tailboner,
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  14. Welcome to Battlestar Galactorrhea: the boobs are in space and the discharge is in your face.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  15. Yo-Yo Ma is so fat but he'll drop that weight really quickly and then put it right back on again. That's Yo-Yo dieting for you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Dan Quayle misspelled potato but he also misspelled Quail. I mean there's no Y in it for a start. That f*cking idiot. TOPICAL HUMOUR!

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. It's Californ-I-A, Not Californ-I-Can't, so Cali-Fuck-You!

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  18. I’ve been struggling to have oral sex with my Spanish-speaking girlfriend so I started using Duolingus.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. If dogs and cats were mice and rats, we'd have bellies full of mice and rats! Rejoice! Pass the mustard!

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  20. We're going to have a whole lot of "Mmm hmm"s, a smattering of "Say what?!"s, and even an "Oh hell no!" or two.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. I saw a snuff film once. Man, it was sickening. It ain't right to penetrate Mr. Snuffleupagus' nostrils like that.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. You say tomato, I say kegel ball

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  23. Sometimes you just have to look back on your life and think "man, I really wish I hadn't put my dick in that watermelon"

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  24. This year Santa's bag is just bulging! I mean it's packed full, under high pressure. He's going to have trouble even cramming it down the chimney.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. I don’t want to get pigeonholed as the guy who wants to have live pigeons shoved up his butthole. But that is my thing, yeah.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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