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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bananarama will reopen trade talks with the Kurdish hill tribes whenever they god damn feel like it.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Oops I crapped my pants, haha, that's a funny sketch that I like.

    By kindlerslist,
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    • 837 views

  3. Red rover, red rover, send Eugene right over. He's wanted for distributing child pornography.

    By BertramCooper,
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  4. The bigger they are the bigger they fall, bamboo monkey booty call.

    By thecrench,   
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  5. When you want the great taste of a potato, but also something to wear on your legs, try potato pants!

    By thornghost,
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  6. Something akin to a Ken doll and Barbie banging flat plastic genitalia like bunnies

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. A rising tide lifts all scrotes.

    By Lamprey,
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  8. Bring out the hamsters and hide the children! Its about to get normal!

    By outcast,
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  9. someone should warn the mr show guys that people what laff at cartoons of u-know-who are in trouble....

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you Lennons, give John Lennon AIDS.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  11. Like dem trees! Gimme dem trees! I love dem trees with the Dutch elm disease!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  12. Welcome to this week's episode of "That's Right!" with your permanent guest, Paul-F-Tompkins-character!

    By potsmaster,
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    • 792 views

  13. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day...

    By temperedpancake,
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  14. I've heard what you've been saying about me.

    By CharlesStayduhar,
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  15. If you want happiness, just look up at the sky and smile; God will know what you mean.

    By GregoryJamesAnderson,
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  16. Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is TV's Tim Gunn.

    By theoren_1,
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  17. The loom, the loom. Oh, the wretched loom, sitting, weaving, plotting.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  18. They say dress for the job you want so I wore my halloween Lex Luther mask to the job interview

    By Brian_Eno,
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  19. If you expected Mark Ruffalo to be our guest today then I have bad news for you. He doesn't exist.

    By fredsolo,   
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  20. Wise men say only fools rush in, but I bet those wise men all have tiny hamster dicks.

    By JacobCohn,
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  21. Here at Ford, quality is job 2. Job 1 is 69’in all day mothafuckaaaa.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. Jimmy Pardo's Laugh

    By kindlerslist,
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  23. That is some weird, wild stuff. That is some wild, wild stuff. Burbank is not as good as other places. That is some weird stuff.

    By kindlerslist,
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    • 900 views

  24. Try eating your face without using your hands. You might surprise yourself.

    By Philbo,   
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    • 890 views

  25. Hello, my name is Scott Aukerman, and welcome to another episode of Comedy Bang Bang, the TV show.

    By jony2011,   
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