New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Your brow is your forehead, but your eyebrows are mustaches above each of your eyes.

   By Schnickpot, January 8, 2015
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2. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

   By JonathonHumphrey, January 8, 2015
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3. Today's catchphrase is brought to you by thevoblex. Use offer code "thevoblex" at checkout to receive 10% off your next catchphrase!

   By Hot Dog, January 8, 2015
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4. Time was you couldn't even buy a pickle without saddling up the old horse. Now-a-days people just eat the horse!

   By jaymanthegreat, January 17, 2015
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5. Irony More Like Crimeney! Honestly I'm sick of the Irony and Puns so REALLY REAAAAALLLY ENJOY THE SHOW YEAH....

   By Brian_Eno, January 9, 2015
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6. On the strike of morrow's eve I ask of you a simple yet noble question: "Who let the dogs out? Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof. Who let the dogs out?"

   By SeñorFartFace, January 10, 2015
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7. People who say: "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", have never tried my world famous crippling depression with suicide sauce.

   By Bernard_Shakey, January 9, 2015   

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8. ...

   By allenpwilliams, January 9, 2015
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9. "You can't always get what you want." Said the world's worst hostage negotiator

   By HipsterNonsense, January 9, 2015
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10. I ate the Big One at Spoony's! Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Hot Dog, January 9, 2015
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11. The Hippopotamus is my favorite animal that rhymes with Bippopotamus.

    By SeñorFartFace, January 11, 2015
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12. Close friends call me Dot. Unfortunately I have no close friends.

    By rob_m, January 9, 2015
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13. FEEL MY WRATH!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 9, 2015
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14. How about we CATCH, the mockingbird. And we KILL, the predator. Is now drones is people too?

    By greazey_bob, January 9, 2015
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15. Ayyyyy

    By SteveH, January 9, 2015   

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16. I'm The Hawk. thanking you for your time this time 'till next time.

    By SteveH, January 9, 2015
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17. They said: "That's an old bacon." I felt ashamed.

    By Schnickpot, January 10, 2015
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18. Fool me once - shame on you, fool me twice - hold on I'm beginning to see a pattern emerging here.

    By KrangkaDelic, January 10, 2015
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19. Lets all party like it's 1999. By that I mean live in constant fear of the impending Y2K disaster.

    By SeñorFartFace, January 10, 2015
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20. Hello, I am Plagarizmo the Plagiarizing Magician. Is THIS your card? Well, guess what, it's mine now, go away.

    By SeñorFartFace, January 10, 2015
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21. I would set fire to an orphanage, murder hundreds of innocent people, and eat my own feces for a Klondike bar.

    By EricLyden, January 11, 2015
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22. 2015 is the year of the show, Mr. Show, that is.

    By kindlerslist, January 10, 2015
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23. The hills are alive.

    By Schnickpot, January 10, 2015
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24. You can teach a fish to swim, but don't and you'll get to catch it and eat it one time

    By barrycrabb, January 11, 2015
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25. Take off that coat or you won't get wet when you come in from the house to play rain tennis on the sunken lake.

    By Schnickpot, January 11, 2015
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