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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Call me Ted Nugent; I just pooped my pants to dodge the draft.

    By FrogTheBrownieMuncher,
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    • 190 views

  2. The hero’s journey, tchroo New Jersey, and acrosst the woo-durr.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 290 views

  3. My name is Paul F Tompkins

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 247 views

  4. From the people who brought you tax evasion

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 243 views

  5. I may have had too much coffee this morning as it seems my power level is over 9000

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 211 views

  6. Everyday I get a little bit older, and today is no exception because that's how time works.

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 213 views

  7. Spread wide for my dentist but bit my proctologist

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 210 views

  8. Tickle my balls and see the erosion, come on boys lets get those hips in motion

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 197 views

  9. Behind Door Number 1: The Moist Stench of Judy Dench

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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    • 200 views

  10. If I keep trying, I may end of dying. But if I just lie here, I'm liable to die here. I guess I'll go shopping for chinos.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 287 views

  11. Crab cake, anyone?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 186 views

  12. There’s no “I” in “team,” but there’s plenty of meat, just like my butt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 179 views

  13. We need a science-based strategy to defeat covid. Such as, sending a robot back in time to kill that bat's mom in Hubei.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 211 views

  14. There is no "we" in "ur"ethra. There is only wee-wee in there.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 186 views

  15. When the Queen's on the can it's a royal flush

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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    • 353 views

  16. Famous Amos has a famously complacent anus. What a jerk.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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    • 203 views

  17. Menstruate. Men straight. Straight men. Time to mate.

    By Space jamming,
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    • 219 views

  18. Scrapin' tongues ain't for the young, but Mitt Romney is over 60, so what's your point?

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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    • 188 views

  19. Steady, steady as she goes: drop the cup, you’ll splash piss on your toes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 177 views

  20. There are no vacancies in my primary holes, but that's none of your business.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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    • 196 views

  21. Hell hath no fury like a babe just born.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  22. The danger of strangers is in missing the kissing.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 239 views

  23. I don't want a cobra pit or a bear trap under a palm leaf.  And fuck your big ol' logs swingin' from trees.  I'm talking full on spikes dipped in human feces.  Proper booby traps, folks, with people shit.  Thank you.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 206 views

  24. Shouldn’t the term “pantsed“ be when someone pulls your pants up ?

    By Space jamming,
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    • 234 views

  25. There's a hole in my soul where I hide all my pride. I tossed it and lost it and now I'm a coward.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 230 views
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