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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's easy to cry when your shaped like a pie.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. I'm lonely at night and that is my plight.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  3. We're just here for the Bang Gang!

    By Hippanonymous,   
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  4. Now that you know my pronouns, check out my adverbs: Wetly, Hotly, and occasionally Scottly.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  5. Giddy up jingle whores, pick up your feet! No, you can't cancel me- your resume explicitly said "Jingle Whore".

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  6. One time, my wife was on the show. It's been 3 weeks since that episode. I only mention it because she doesn't know how the Cantina Band song goes. I assume nobody does.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  7. If I may interject, the correct word is hanged, not hung. Your father hanged himself. But I digress.. so you're staying in this evening?

    By the constant pardner,
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  8. Goldilocks' flirty glance pours hot porridge in big daddy's pants.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. In Soviet Russia, mask wears you!

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  10. My eyes drifted down someone’s mask today. I got busted, it was awkward, so I slowly walked away.

    By Space jamming,
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  11. the burning bush moses talked to was just an unshaven pussy with crabs

    By buttplugitinplugitin,
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  12. Wouldn’t you say, that a great question to ask at a funeral is “do you suspect foul play?”

    By Space jamming,
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  13. Why aren’t there more songs about cabbage?

    By Space jamming,
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  14. Oh no! this bubble gum pop expired six decades ago.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  15. Roll up your sleeves and grab a muffin, First one to giggle gets thrown into the Sarlaac pit.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  16. Ah, patience. It’s like my grandpa always said “let me get my ass behind me, boy.”

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  17. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Get off the ride. Puke on your nephew.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  18. At the end of the day, it's all about family - more specifically stepmoms.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  19. This is my penis, and this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun, and it's not the one you're thinking of.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  20. No baseball this spring, no wintertime hockey. Bring me your face and I'll teach you bukkake.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  21. Snowin' AND Blowin'? Ok, you were right- Jingle Bell Square is a pretty dope club, baby.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  22. "United" comes from the latin, meaning "only one Ted". Mr. Nugent, Senator Cruz; You two dickweeds are going to have to fight it out to see who stays on this flight.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  23. This week on "Grizzly Man: Ironic Celebrity Edition", Amy Poehler gets eaten. No, like, by a bear.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  24. I'm here now. But if I am here, now, why am I still looking at there, then? They shouldn't be here, not now. I was only there then to be here now, I'm only here now to be there, then. So am I here then, or am I there now? Guess it's neither here nor there

    By prick flicker,
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  25. Amy Poehler looks at a divided nation... this Fall, on "Poehlerized."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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