New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. What is time, but an arbitrary marking of the insignificance of our daily lives?

   By Andrew_Nice_Day, August 11, 2013   

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2. Folks, I’ve never taken a shit. Do I need to go to the poo-poo doctor?

   By Kevinpalooza, October 10, 2014
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3. What's to the Up, Hot to the Dog; find out more about me when you read my blog

   By AdrianGires, March 15, 2014   

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4. Bono and Bo Know Bonobos. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

   By DanielSwinney, October 19, 2012
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5. Do a little dance...

   By dafteskimo, December 5, 2013
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6. Darkness takes control/Satin sheets choke living dreams/Who the hell farted???

   By Haiku Bastard, March 20, 2015
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7. I threw away my favorite t-shirt and now nothing's stopping me.

   By thornghost, May 14, 2014
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8. In Select Theatres This Wednesday: NUNS WITH GUNS: GRACED, CHASTE, READY 2 WASTE!

   By SelfieControl, February 16, 2015
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9. louis c.k.'s G, k? he all 'bout that tug life.

   By KrangkaDelic, January 5, 2018
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10. My podcast don't wan't none if you aint got jokes hon. Welcome to Comedy Badonkadonk

    By PlasticWig, February 18, 2013
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11. If I farted, would you go to my funeral?

    By Kevinpalooza, March 25, 2014
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12. Meep Moop summon the soup! The broccoli men advanceth.

    By JohnLewis, January 20, 2015
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    • January 23, 2015

13. Welcome to Comedy Jib Jab. My name is Comedy Nip Slip.

    By scrotor, January 28, 2015   

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14. Hang On Man, no that's not right, Hey Gong Man, no still not right, Heynongman, aha! Bababooey, Bababooey, Bababooey!

    By Max Power, April 18, 2016
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15. Call me a rock god.

    By TheLawnWrangler, March 16, 2012
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16. Get your damn greasy......

    By unclenutso, February 26, 2013
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17. Apples, Jenny! Apples as big as a cow's heart, and twice as juicy!

    By GregJ.Hansen, December 10, 2014
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18. Prepare to be sweetly banged...

    By Foos, September 25, 2013
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19. You can lead a horse to water, but where are you gonna get a horse at this hour?

    By HipsterNonsense, June 17, 2014
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20. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 18, 2014
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21. "DAAMMMNNN GINAAA...written by Martin Lawrence"

    By stk, February 19, 2012
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22. The following program contains graphic nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.

    By Colt, May 26, 2013
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23. My disgusting ear-face lends itself to the dark

    By KrangkaDelic, November 19, 2013
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24. Unclasp your neckbrace and throw away the pregnancy tests, Jackie Chan just saved the Titanic!!!

    By Jake Dingus, November 26, 2013
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25. I don't know what it is. I just put jelly on it and I eat it.

    By Magwints90, May 23, 2014   

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