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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Earnest Goes to Hollywood, more like let's Holly gets Ernie's Wood

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  2. If wishes were mustaches, then beggars would ride.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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    • 268 views

  3. A collection of stuffed animals in your car's rear windshield, but hear me out, they're boning.

    By password123,
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    • 158 views

  4. A hat on a hat with its balls on the other hat’s forehead? Now THAT’s funny!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 208 views

  5. A hat on a cat? Now I’ve seen everything!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I’m here to kick ass and chew gum

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 209 views

  7. Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop this poop sack at your door

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 220 views

  8. THE THANKS ARE MINE FOR THE TAKING

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  9. One man's ass is another man's treasure

    By Skytalker,
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    • 207 views

  10. Now that you mention it... I WILL have a second serving of whoop ass

    By Skytalker,
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    • 187 views

  11. It's time for an Ernest discussion about the center of the earth. Know what I mean, Jules Verne?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 180 views

  12. I bless the rains down in Africa and now its acting like a basic girl

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  13. Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just a fucking nerd?

    By Local Cabal,
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  14. Tune your dial, lock it in, and jerk your knob off. It's time to masturbate to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 209 views

  15. Stay tuned- this could be the episode where them Duke boys (David and Marma) finally win.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  16. I can't give you a reason to keep listening but nonetheless I hope you do.

    By Lukewarmwormwater,
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  17. forgive me father, for i have sinned. I taped over your recording of sundays football game. the game you missed because you were at church, also you are my biological father. love you

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. little cock, red and sore

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. Rock hard at the Hard Rock Cafe buffet watching Cirque du Soleil

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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    • 323 views

  20. If there's one thing I know, its that we'll take it slow once we get to Kokomo, but dammit Margaret we have to go RIGHT NOW!

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  21. Hello, I'm Scott Aukerman and I have a crush on my first guest

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  22. Melons: Love 'em or leave' em, just don't forget to squeeze 'em

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 198 views

  23. Dr. Watts and I have completed the procedure to remove the excess urine from your wife’s kidneys. We de-peed your wife. She loved it.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 197 views

  24. I did not seek, nor will I accept, this extended car warranty.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 201 views

  25. Sick beats, homeslice.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 273 views
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