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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Comedy Bang Bang - Where the whole gotdang giggle gang comes to hang and dang diggy-dang de dang de dang diggy-diggy dang

    By mikeorthej,   
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  2. Bedpans of my ass destruction. The horror, the odd discoloring, the peaceful easy feeling, running down my trouser

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. First time, long time; Second time, shame on me.

    By Bumpy,   
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  4. There's a party in my pants, but I've only rented the bounce castle for an hour.

    By Hogwurtz18,
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  5. I'm not your dance mom and you're not my dance baby, so let's call the whole thing off.

    By ButtButtGoose,
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  6. Functionally? No. Practically? No. Wait... why was I going to put a seal in my bumb?

    By DrSchwinn,
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  7. Hold the phone....No, with your hands not your dick.

    By DrSchwinn,
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  8. I feel like a winner... which is to say that I ate a whole chicken dinner and I'm now sick to my stomach.

    By Swisher Pete n Gipetto Slick,   
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  9. The best thing about Disney World is...

    By JessicaDunn,
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  10. Tiddlywinks in the loo, not a game, never do.

    By suffering_malaria,
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  11. Scream

    By zeecheree82,
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  12. Not today, said the lazy midget (click for full catchphrase)

    By AndrewUren,
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  13. If the Sandman puts everyone to sleep, who puts the Sandman to sleep? I'm sorry but the floor is closed for questions.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  14. Timber is great for fires, shouting, and sometimes, if spelled incorrectly, for trumpets.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. I'm sorry but I cannot sit still for this picture. I have what some would describe as "an active torso."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  16. prepare the waffle, take a bite of the pear, get your earholes ready, comedy bang bang is on the air

    By GooseHoof,
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  17. I might have to duck out to take a call, but the closed circuit smell-cam is on, so don't think you can fart and get away with it.

    By Lamprey,
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  18. When you say jump, we say how about filling out this agreement to cover our medical bills should we sustain any injuries?

    By Lamprey,
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  19. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a bowl of rice is twice as nice at half the price! And as we all know, doctors are afraid of rice...

    By Lhyzz,
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  20. You french your dad and then you watch Beverly Hills Cop 2. What’s so difficult to understand about that?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. Fool me once...

    By TuffyMcF,
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  22. My problem is that she tossed a tiny dog into a full bath. She had no way of knowing that her brother would revert to human form.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  23. Keep an eye out for the Comedy Bang! Bang! lego set...

    By watchayakan,
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  24. Piña colada? With my enchilada?? No de nada, Eric Estrada!

    By The_Earl_of_Sandwich,
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  25. Call me an optimist but we are all going to die someday.

    By fredsolo,
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