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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get that finger out of your ear! That’s not even YOUR finger.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  2. Tony Danza turned down the lead in Bonanza so he could bang Judith Light in front of his wife. Now who’s boss, motherfuckers?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  3. If you look in the mirror and shout “boner” three times you’re transported to an episode of Growing Pains. That, or something else fun happens, I bet.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  4. It's not like I spend my day sitting at the bus stop. I'm just waiting for my erection to go away.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  5. Well if you’re SO unhappy to see me, then what’s with the huge boner?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  6. My Polish doctor says a pierogi in the hand is worth 2 in your gut.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  7. Highway to the manger zone, me and Mary gonna bone

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  8. Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you my half brother

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  9. I’m trying to make one of those catch-line things, but I don’t see where to put it in. Can you help? Manwiches for dinner tonight! Love, Mom.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  10. Jacques Cousteau was great at Scuba, but he’s got nothing on Judy Tenuta’s Tuba. Also, I think he’s dead. Either way, he’s not on today’s show.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  11. One banana two banana three banana four is how I learned sex ed in public school

    By honkyray,
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  12. Make new friends, But keep the old. The one is silver and Conan's old.

    By honkyray,
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  13. Is that an old cum stain on your sweatpants, or are you just happy to see me?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  14. Poop Prospector

    By Spurt_Reynolds,
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  15. great balls of fire

    By Makingmywaydowntown,   
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  16. Give me liberty or give me death or give me representative democracy and give me locked-in syndrome.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  17. Don't flush that toilet until the poo is nestled in it's bowl

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  18. On Tuesdays you sling it far, on Wednesdays you keep it close, and on Thursdays you keep it fresh, but on Fridays its all hands on deck.

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  19. You wouldn't think today would be today yesterday but sometimes dreams do come true and I've been dreaming of today since yesterday.

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  20. Ahhh, home sweet… DOME?! Thanks, Stephen King

    By Alf on line 2,
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  21. I used "duck duck go" to find "Goose, Stop & Stop", the expert sexual harassment law firm.

    By Local Cabal,
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  22. Great minds think a like, but the greatest minds think a love

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  23. I think you should leave this very minute before I go super sayain on you. I'm sorry. that was rude. you can stay

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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  24. Some man hunt for sport, others hunt for food, the only thing I'm hunting for is some dumb thoughts in the nude.

    By Cool Cuck Stan,   
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  25. No, you said "I don't know nothing about it." You excluded the possibility of knowing nothing so you must know at least something and, possibly, everything about it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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