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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you're going to sleaze, sleaze with meat. Porkloins like this never last.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  2. Order up for Donner, party of two! I’ve got a hufu manwhich (hold the ethics) and a dick in a box to go.

    By Dr Debacle,
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  3. Hes going! The twenty, the ten, the five, the zero! If there was a negative five you'd better believe he'd go there too!

    By TRb,
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  4. The reckoning is nigh but by then it will be too late for you. Reduce. Repent. Rerapture.

    By SelfieControl,
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  5. b-hole

    By HunterUrtubees,
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  6. Copyright infringement is nothing me, and neither are my kids

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. I like my vaginas like i dont like my chicken- pink! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

    By MitchRosenthal,   
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  8. Yeah, I know that guy, we were once in a human centipede together. How's he doing?!

    By SelfieControl,
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  9. If the dog has worms can I use them as bait?

    By tick0,
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  10. Naked Lunch just isn't enough; let's make a date for a Naked Breakfast Club

    By JoeMarchant,   
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  11. If You Like It...

    By PFTsOffMicLaughter,
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  12. Reverse scuba diving is just as fun as it sounds.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. This is just to say that I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox. Did you think you could hide them? Your plum-hoarding has ruined this family

    By SelfieControl,
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  14. Three pubes, two pews - one pool of evidence that the next hour and a half will be steeped in themes of guilt and self loathing.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Nothing can ever put you down if you're more like Patty, because Patty doesn't exist!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. Excuse me, sir, but I believe my pickled plums make your argument invalid.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. Death was at my door, but I was in the shower. The note he left was poorly written.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. It's the unlikely story of a Dwarf and The Devil. I'm sorry, I meant to say the story of a person of small stature, and a theologically challenged dem

    By Lamprey,
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  19. Her lips said no and so did her eyes. Good thing too, those talking eyes were creepy.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. My mother told me people will lie to get attention and seem interesting. But I was still thinking about her alien abduction story.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. I've got the eye of the tiger... now where's the rest of that tiger carcass?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. Tang! The drink of frugal astronauts who won't spring for actual orange juice!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. Look, we're solid waste specialists, we've got years of expertise, and we put in the winning bid. So that turd belongs in OUR toilet!

    By Lamprey,
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  24. Who framed my Who Framed Roger Rabbit poster?

    By poohz mantooth,
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  25. Look's Like We Made It, In Appearance Alone. Actually We're Suffering Crushing Despair

    By DustrialEffingham,
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