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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

    By SelfieControl,
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  2. Baetesian mimicry: when u act loved and cared for as if u had an SO but u are actually very alone

    By SelfieControl,
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  3. There once was a wrestler who shunned the jalapena. And that wrestlers' name was John Cena

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Well sure, of course, but unlike a horse, I only eat brown sugar cubes.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  5. Subscribe to SHARTS ILLUSTRATED if you must, but please, at all costs avoid the Swimsuit Issue.

    By Lamprey,
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  6. When life gives you lemons, rub' em in your scrotum and force someone to choose between licking the lemons or the balls.

    By steelydanisdisgusting,
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  7. Diabetes confuses me because I don't really know what a betes is let alone what colour to dye it.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Trash receptacle, more like trash respectable.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  9. You'll never guess my password.

    By ItsNotBumCum2,   
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  10. "Whenever I'm playing baseball and am about to cum, I just try to think about sex." - Harris Wittels

    By allenpwilliams,
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  11. Today's through line is blue wine. Never a red, green or white in my brew stein. The stuff moonbeams are afraid of

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. how many times do you think Matthew Mcconaughey has been greeted with "Matthew Mcconaug-HEY"

    By SelfieControl,
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  13. Don't think I've forgot about yal It's merely that flies tore scouts bad pout ska

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. I might just be tootin' here but I'm pretty sure everyone in this auditorium is looking at me.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. You know what just get me the same color as my eyes, glazed.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  16. I'm the guy that hides all your keys.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  17. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water you get confronted by Darth Tuna, ruler of the Seven Seas and Best Friend of Dracula.

    By fredsolo,
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  18. I really want to encourage people to give the movie Norbit a chance. It's well worth it.

    By fredsolo,
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  19. What's yellow and horrible? Oh, you know....

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. In Braille, this statement looks like a bunch of dots.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  21. We were only fresh men. No girls. Just men. All fresh.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  22. The French Governments' continued subsidizing of their wine industry is a clear case of statutory grape.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. This way or that way, who cares. But i'll say this much: there's a tape dispenser on the left hand side.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  24. I'll have what she's having. Extra napkins, please.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  25. Towelling oneself off is as much for the public good as it is for any deeply-held private excitation.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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