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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I am good friends with Marlon Brando’s ghost. Friends with benefits that is. His ghost penis is small but powerful

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. The only thing I smoke is salmon and it gets me high as balls

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  3. The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump, but you can also do it to Peace Train by Cat Stevens.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  4. Turkey twerkin' , squirtin' for certain'

    By DatNasty69,
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  5. Lefty Lucy, Juicy Pussy

    By DatNasty69,
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  6. Honey sickle don't be fickle. Honey suckle, time to fling your cares away and copulate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Today is the first day of the rest of your life and I genuinely hope to be a part of it. Oh shoot I actually meant to text that to my baby daughter.

    By LesterPipps,
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  8. I had a dream today oh boy it was a good one. I don't remember it now but I think it was good though.

    By LesterPipps,
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  9. Begorrah, begosh, Colin Farrell likes to nosh.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Tune in, turn on and drop out. Tuna, turn around, and droppa da fish, this is the Italian a-sea police!

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Of all the fine feasts to be had of the beasts, one ought ne'er to remark that the lark is the least.

    By gratepat,
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  12. If a really mean woman dies does she get an "Oh, bitch-uary"?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. It's a vegetarian dog eat plant-based dog meat substitute world.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. A shark may wish that it were not a fish, but a lark as opposed to a fin dish.

    By gratepat,
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  15. I consider fiat currency to be the gold standard of monetary systems.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Sometimes if I eat an entire pizza I get heartburn, uhhh, what gives body!?!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Hey Rodney, maybe people would respect you more if you stopped using double negatives.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. People don't seem to respect me, the only pen pal I ever had was a pig.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. I declare Santana’s ‘Smooth’ to be the song of the summer! (Said a certain someone six score and seven seasons ago)

    By Alf on line 2,
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  20. Simplicity is the throbbing metropolis of the great king Simpli.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. Two households, both alike in dignity, On fair Verona, where we lay our semen.

    By TheEphemeralBeard,
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  22. My stallion, Rio, is a valiant friend. His strength is unmatched and his beauty ascends. His steadfast allegiance to our family is true, and that's why Rio will make excellent glue.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  23. The truth is, no one really expected it to be this slippery.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  24. Larp me Jesus through the medieval battlefield of life.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Bright is the night when it's light out and also day time.

    By LARDdischarge,
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