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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "We therefore commit this booty to the ground, girth to earth, asses to asses, nuts to butts."

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  2. "We, The People?" Real descriptive, guys. Good luck with your "country."

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. "We're all gonna die," I screamed on a crowded subway. A tense moment followed, but we all had a good laugh when I said the next part: "Someday!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. "We're poppin' tops and kissin' babies!"

    By jmbos,
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  5. "Weep not, cumquat!"

    By Max,
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  6. "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the phrase that pays....just not very well"

    By RoryO'Donnell,   
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  7. "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...just kidding this is the catchphrase"

    By Imgoingtouseall30characters123,
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  8. "Welcome to Doctor Bing Bong, or how I learned to stop improvising and love the script"

    By JaredGranda,
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  9. "Welcome to me" said the man-island. "Stay as long as you'd like"

    By JonDiotalevi,
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  10. "Welcome to the 90's, asshole."

    By seafoodmountain,
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  11. "Welcome to the Guten-dome," crowed acclaimed comedic Steve Gutenberg from atop a bird-shaped car

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  12. "Welcome to the Scott Aukerman Show. I'm your titular host..................Scott Aukerman."

    By ArthurDigbySellers,   
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  13. "Well if you wanted me to stop kicking you so badly maybe you should have donated to my Kickstopper campaign. ...GREG!"

    By JaredHoward,
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  14. "well she smelled like she was saying 'yes', your Honor," said RomCom MacSquankilly-Hoistemskirts The Whackiest

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. "well then billy jo-el is the piano super man," said @Midnight

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. "Well, bust a nut on a cowboy butt."

    By JoshFrazier,
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  17. "Well, I hope you're happy. You made the Pope quit his job."

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. "Well, I'm runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load..." Take it easy there, Eagles - that's the filthiest thing I've ever heard!

    By J-Roc,
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  19. "Well, well, well," said the man as he pointed out his wells

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. "Well," he said, exiting the bathroom of the revolving restaurant, "It looks like the tables have turned."

    By Tubastank,
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  21. "What a bothersome glory hole, fellows!" opined Gay Harry Potter

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. "what if i told you that the bland, lukewarm cheeseburger you just ate was actually made by the world's greatest chef, "Alain Passard".

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  23. "What kind of a wizard am I, that my own mother wants me dead?" - James Gandalfini

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. "What's an independent Claus?  Well it's not one of my fucking good nothing children!"  screamed an irate Santa Claus.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. "What's Down, Cold Cat?"

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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