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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Am I mad? Yes. Am I disappointed? Absolutely. Am I asking myself questions and then answering them in front of you? You bet.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Here I sit all broken hearted. Came to shit but my wife left me for another man.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  3. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by helicopter, four if by train...actually, you may want to have a seat. We have a lot of these to get through.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  4. I'm the ancient Roman God, Testiclese. You want to see small balls? Look at these.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  5. We gotta make a u-turn, I forgot my kids at the cemetery with Grandma

    By Skytalker,
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  6. If mammary serves, you’re a sucker for milkshakes.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Alright I'll leave Chuck E Cheese, just let me get my snake out of the ball pit

    By Skytalker,
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  8. It's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time and I've been in a long time ever since

    By Skytalker,
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  9. Who put the bomp in the Bomp bah Bomp bah Bomp? My son is has a deadly allergy!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Gee whiz, my colostomy bag is full of people dicks.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. Put him in the brig with the Captain's daughter? More like make him canon fodder

    By Quietpupil,
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  12. Dil-do Ray and me, Peter Venkman: the singing, sexual Ghostbuster.

    By honkyray,
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  13. Honk donks everyday, gonna sit on a dog and ride away.

    By honkyray,
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  14. Outside is for losers anyway. Losers who love fun and air and people and beer and laughing and feeling free and all that bullshit. Fuck outside man.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I'm a grown ass man. Once I was a planted ass man. Then a seedling ass man. Soon I will be a harvested ass man.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. One size fits all except for Martha and her big ass hands.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  17. You can't beat fun.

    By Neenertronics,
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  18. Pleased to meet you I'm Dr Stickin McDickinit

    By Neenertronics,
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  19. Mirror mirror on the wall, why's my dick so God damn small?

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  20. Riddle me this, riddle me that, why did my peen go splat splat splat?

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  21. My neck, my back, my paddywack give a dog a bone

    By Booch Scoopin Baby,
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  22. OK, now "PPE" sounds pretty technical but it just means Equipment, right, that protects your P P.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Quick explainer, for those listeners that are unfamiliar with Spanish, "El Segundo", I believe, means "The Segundo." 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. The one that points downward is a stalactite, the one that points upward is a stalagmite, and the one that points out of a glory hole is Scott's dick.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Pop goes the weasel, but popcorn goes on the floor when I’m on a date and I’ve cut a hole in the bottom of the box.

    By New York 7,
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