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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t dock it ‘til you’ve dried it, don’t gawk until you’ve eyed it, and don’t knock it ‘til you’ve rung the doorbell at least two times.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Don’t drink the Kool-Aid… No really, I pissed in it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Don’t drown babies unless they murdered someone.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Don’t dump in my oatmeal and call it Quaker, don’t crap on my cabinets and call them Shaker, and when I’m acting don’t call me a faker. I use the Method, sir.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Don’t eat raw meat

    By mkdownload,
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  6. Don’t eat raw meat! That’s how caveman went extinct.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Don’t ever bring a peach to a lemon party

    By slowestjogger,
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  8. Don’t ever try to warm an alien's cold shoulder, or you may just find Scully and no sign of Mulder.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Don’t fart in my face and tell me there’s a gas leak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Don’t flick your beans before they hatch.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  11. Don’t forget to notice the collateral beauty

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Don’t forget to sign my change.org petition to have Figrin D’an and The Modal Nodes play the Super Bowl half-time show. Link in bio.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. Don’t forget to tighten the balls on your septum ring before eating ass

    By dickcheesecake,
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  14. Don’t forget to wash your wiener.

    By Boob Seger,
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  15. Don’t fuck a duck unless you want bad luck. It makes the lord scowl when you touch water fowl.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Don’t get even, get Steven and get the shovel ready ‘cause we’re burying him alive.

    By drinkingonthejob,
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  17. Don’t get freaky with tzatziki or put tahini on your Wiennie. Keep the hummus out your bum-us. Or you’ll have to douche with Bab ganoosh

    By Blabia St. Hyman,
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  18. Don’t get it twisted.. is what I said right before I got that tangle in my dangle.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. Don’t get mad at me! How do you think the hen feels?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Don’t get mad, get Glad. Don’t get offendys, get Wendy’s.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Don’t get MADD, get behind the wheel and treat life like a video game. -the last thoughts of some asshole who fucked around and killed a toddler and also the rest of his family, and now has fucked butthole for dinner every night. Don’t drink and drive.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  22. Don’t give up your day job—it would be nearly impossible to study sunspots at night. Plus, you’re a terrible jazz trombonist.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Don’t go chasing volley balls. Please stick to the Daria like aesthetic you’re used to.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Don’t go cuckoo over cocoons, turn it into a festoon. Look, I’ve got lemons here.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  25. Don’t go to bed with a frown. Seek immediate vengeance.

    By MisterOriginality,
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