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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The name's Bang... Comedy Bang... Bang.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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    • 346 views

  2. If you listen to this show while working full time it may take approximately 2-3 months to hear all the episodes.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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    • 370 views

  3. Rattle rattle, thunder clatter, boom boom boom! Don't worry, It's probably just a Cyst or something.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 357 views

  4. You haven't played cornhole til' you've tossed a sack or two.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 259 views

  5. Unpaid Labour Doopity Doo

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 213 views

  6. No ifs, ands, or buts: Go sniff Santa's butt.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 195 views

  7. The name's Aukerman... SCOTT Aukerman.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 208 views

  8. i'm teabegging you to stop teabagging me!

    By voichicoski,
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    • 255 views

  9. As Franklin D'Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "This one's for the lolz"

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 200 views

  10. My other car is your mom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 332 views

  11. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in doing sex

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 186 views

  12. Quarantine? More like Ovaltine! Can I please have chocolate milk, mom?

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 261 views

  13. A Priest, a Rabbi. and an Imam walk into a bar but it's closed so they go home.

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 214 views

  14. Do you believe in life after the lovely bones?

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 203 views

  15. I don't mean to get too political but eggs are kind of weird right?

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 200 views

  16. COMEDY PLUGS PLUGS

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 226 views

  17. two halves equal one so half and half should just be called a whole

    By Griffleberrypie,
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    • 230 views

  18. Why yes, I did see a guy running away with a bloody knife. You don't think that could be connected to this whole murder thing do you?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 190 views

  19. This is the only known photograph of Tekka, Don of the Bonito crime family.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 195 views

  20. Is this the Bakersfield Regional Bubblegum Chewery and Asskicking Center? I think you know what I’m here for.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 215 views

  21. You could even say it blows

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 220 views

  22. You did an incredible job! But "incredible" doesn't mean "good", of course. It means "we don't believe you."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 199 views

  23. Sweet sassy molassy, that fish made me gassy.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 189 views

  24. Me. You. 3 o'clock. Behind the school. Candyland tournament.

    By Skytalker,
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    • 241 views

  25. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a baby a cigarette and suddenly everyone's on your fuckin case

    By Carl with a k,
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    • 197 views
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