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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This is all Hugh Grant's fault!

    By fredsolo,
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  2. Let's all just hold hands and dance in circles around the remnants of Daddy's prized peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  3. Don't let Jim Morrison hit you in the donkey, on your way out

    By Hogwurtz18,
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  4. Nigel, cancel my reservation at Burger King and go fetch me something rancid-smelling out of a garbage can in the alley.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  5. You say "Tomato", I say 9/11 was an inside job.

    By MrMoxie,
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  6. If this is your first time listening I must warn you that what you are about to hear will change not only your life but the course of human history.

    By fredsolo,
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  7. I really want to encourage people to give the movie Norbit a chance. It's well worth it.

    By fredsolo,
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  8. Trigonometry? More like Tiger Botany!

    By fredsolo,
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  9. When the child in you dies, life is over... So poop your pants every day

    By The boy wonder,
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  10. I'll never forget what my dad said to my newborn self as he cradled me in the hospital: “Nice face asshole! HAHAHA! What're you some kinda asshole?!"

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  11. Like a phoenix risen from the ashes, behold: My roommate's shampoo is restored!

    By Razor Boy,
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  12. This holiday, please consider making a small pouch in your mashed tators and hiding a special wish inside.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. so much fly trap, such little venus.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. What happens in Vegas.... No really, what happens in Vegas?

    By Seanathon69,
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  15. Quick reminder to our patrons: the bottomless mimosa special does not mean you can take your pants off.

    By Seanathon69,
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  16. Kids seem happy these days on their reefer smart phone wearables. Shame about the whole mortality thing though.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Check out my other friend; The DJ PooTent.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. catching phrase

    By souprman,
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  19. The urine from urine diversion toilets in areas with high groundwater tables, has been called the best urine. But bitches: MYrine is BETTER!!! oooooo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Thank you so much for that catchphrase suggestion, Allen P. Williams!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  21. They say the internet is for cats and porn...

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  22. I'd've gone out through the 'in' door; and (knowing my luck!) ended up being being spit roasted by both 'Old Man' Johnson and Mr. Magee. But, hey! I a

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. My folks didn't make a lot of money, but I grew up in a loving home, far far away from my poor shitty parents.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Jamiroquai made me do it.

    By Razor Boy,
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  25. Never date a camel. They are all about dry humping.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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