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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They say money can't buy love. But the government sure does subsidize it. Thanks, Obama!

    By Silvrwoman,
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  2. Don't wish in a well for a well of well-wishes, or all you'll end up with is a swish of fishy dishes.

    By Chalkward,
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  3. Every human life is precious, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.

    By JacobCohn,
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  4. The Dolphins' are holidaying offshore in the Bahamas - mostly for tax porpoises. O, there's poo on my knee.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Nobody asked me, but...

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  6. I can think of a better catchphrase than these dumb-dumbs.

    By Smozi,
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  7. Scottrick, Scottford, Scottington, I don't care what you call me, as long as you don't call me late for being called some variation of Scott.

    By souprman,
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  8. To this day, scholars struggle with one of the greatest philosophical questions posed to humankind -

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. I didn't ask to be President of the Council of Ducks but what else could I do? That turtle said he'd break my legs.

    By fredsolo,
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  10. Peanut Butter at Night: It's Ready Now! (tm)

    By Razor Boy,
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  11. you had me at coriol, but I still stayed for the anus.

    By souprman,
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  12. "It's Steenburgen, bitch."

    By Philbo,
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  13. You may think Conan is tall, but Andy Richter is tall too, he is a very tall man.

    By kindlerslist,
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  14. I'd tear the pants off of that!

    By Colette,
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  15. I'd tear the pants off of that!

    By Colette,
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  16. In Case of Emergency: Todd Glass

    By Razor Boy,
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  17. Some people call me crazy, but I'm not the only one who likes to have cardboard cutouts of celebrities around me while I sleep. Oh, wait. am I?

    By SamBuck,
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  18. Did you know Aaron Spelling invented the alphabet after he realized he was the wizard the prophecy was talking about.

    By fredsolo,
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  19. If you are wondering how many times we'll quote Zach Braff during this program, the answer is A LOT!

    By fredsolo,
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  20. They really need to reboot Birth of a Nation.

    By fredsolo,
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  21. Men are from Cars, women are from The Incredibles

    By Sam Handwich,
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  22. When a dog does it it's cute, but when I eat grass and then puke and then eat my puke, my girlfriend's all like:

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  23. There's no catchphrase this week, just a great recipe for a drink: 2 parts milk, 1 part lemonade, and some chocolate out of my butthole

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  24. Splitting the toppings on a 3-topping pizza actually allows you to get 6 toppings, 3 on each side

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  25. Sister Carl died doing what she loved: Steamy warm toasted spicy hot yogurt. Intravenous

    By greazey_bob,
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