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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gather round smoke our thing hear the tale of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train in an overcoat with stains. In a flash I saw a rash accompanying his cane. Hard 2 just ignore em but wheres the blokes decorum. He calls himself da King but I didn't vote for em

    By LordBabyHat,
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  2. I don't believe in spanking kids. I mean, I am in favor of it, but I don't think it exists, like Bigfoot. Or ESP.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. See Spurs star Matt Bonner’s mattress boner tonight on “Celebrity Peep In While They Sleepin’”

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  4. The best part of waking up, are condoms in your butt.

    By SparklingJigglyButts,
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  5. The key to finding happiness is to take off the pants first.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  6. Wearing an onion on your belt is now out of fashion, Sally.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  7. I started minding my own business back in 2004, and I have to say, I recommend it.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  8. At the end of my life / when I settle my scores / I hope I’m still able / to wear regular drawers

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. We're podcasting from home, but still not being safe, because we're engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation the entire time.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Hey, no body shaming! This dead girl's corpse can't help it if she is retaining water!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Don't "assume", OK? Because, if you ASSUME, you must slather my whole ASS with UME, the Japanese salted plum condiment.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Do you know how long pcp lasts? Asking for a friend

    By Skytalker,
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  13. One of by land, two if by sea, three if by moon, you don't wanna know what four if by

    By honkyray,
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  14. Nixon's clit hung from the back of his throat, which is why you need to get out and vote.

    By honkyray,
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  15. I came here to kick ass and make love, and I'm all out of love and so lost without you.

    By honkyray,
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  16. There's more than one way to skin a cat, so try a few before you ask for help!

    By ess words,
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  17. A part in hair or a fart in air is better than a shart in underwear.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  18. Anheuser-Busch? I hardly know her!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  19. PC stands for PC Culture

    By allenpwilliams,
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  20. Target? More like Tar Paycheck!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  21. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Danny Trejo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. What do Donald Duck, Porky Pig, and me after I climbed out of your mom’s bedroom window last night have in common?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Old men who live in glass houses should move to regular houses, because nobody wants to see them saggy nuts

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission, especially when your dominatrix is PMSing.

    By Belle Bartesque,
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  25. Like a hummingbird’s proboscis in a garden’s hibiscus, only the hummingbird is a donkey with a giant red ding dong stuck in a mayonnaise jar.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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