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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To err is Adam. To forgive is DeVine.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  2. Whenever I think about corn, I worry that my Dad was right - maybe I do have “shit for brains.”

    By Olive_Duster,
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  3. Roses are red, corn is yellow, my first guest just farted and boy does it smello

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. If you’re happy and you know it and you lost a hand in an industrial saw accident hand snap your fingers

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana HOT LOG

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I’d rather have a two pump chump than a two term Trump so make with that cum dump so I have more time to stump...for Biden, baby!!!

    By Olive_Duster,
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  7. Have no worries. Don't be down. Take comfort that your fly is down.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  8. Have you ever gone hunting with a bowl and spoon? How can you aim your gun with all that weed and heroin in your system?

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 240 views

  9. I only have one heart to give... I sold the rest to some dude named Freddy.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 317 views

  10. I'm back, but not in black. My wife only buys me shirts in earth tones.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 338 views

  11. If you’re duplicitous and you know it, he’s a really great guy, but seriously, fuck that asshole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Just got a raise, I'm up from half-mast

    By honkyray,
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  13. If you’re stinky and you know it, shout, “Pee-yew!”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    By voichicoski,
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  15. If you’re stinky and you know it, take a bath!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Santos Dumont did it!

    By voichicoski,
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  17. If i had a dime for every time I said if I had a dime for something i'd have one dime because this is the first time I've ever used that expression. 

    By voichicoski,
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  18. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Kony (2012!)

    By voichicoski,
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  19. ...But seriously, whose line was it anyway?

    By voichicoski,
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  20. Get that pan good-n-greased up before the goose roosts, otherwise it's going in your poop chute

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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  21. Oh really? Where were you on the call sheet?

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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  22. If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, but I’m not saying it a third time.

    By HeDOESsingJeremyPiven,
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  23. First on my list of things I would do for a Klondike bar is KILL

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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  24. Well if it isn't that old floppy assbong from Gretchen's alternate life.

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 218 views

  25. Hi I'm Scott and I'm an alcoholic.

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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